Davos

I just saw an ad for Fifa using AI and defiling our great Coach, Ted Lasso. Fuck EA

I just imagined a barbarian swatting a mosquito, missing, and thinking he's so strong he reduced it to atoms, while the bugger sneakily lands on his face and stings him.

Mir kam gerade der erschreckende Gedanke, dass die übernächste Bundestagswahl planmäßig im Frühjahr 2033 stattfinden wird, also ziemlich genau 100 Jahre nach dem Wahlsieg der Nazis, und dass der aktuelle Trend auf ein ähnliches Ergebnis hindeutet. Schönen restlichen Tag der Deutschen Einheit 🇩🇪

24 Aug

Even without all the... everything... surrounding the show, Kit Harington just seems like an odd choice to play Lockhart. If any Game of Thrones star was a perfect fit, it'd be Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.

20 Aug

Decided to clean up my room today, filled four garbage bags. The universe swiftly punished me for trying to improve my life by giving me tech issues. Now I have a cleaner room and a broken cpu cooler

22 Aug

Ordered a replacement, it didn't work. Went out to get a replacement from a store, retail is dead. Got a replacement from a friend, doesn't fit. Ordered a new replacement, to arrive Tuesday. I think the universe is trying to keep me from obtaining that delve boss hall of fame

20 Aug

Oh boy, some Christian metal band named Demon Hunter is suing Kpop Demon Hunters. I suddenly get flashbacks to a small park in Utah which tried the same with Taylor Swift.

20 Aug

Wait! Didn't Evermore even have a Demon Hunter guild at some point? I think Jenny briefly mentioned them in her first video. Might as well sue every IP that uses the term, just to be safe

14 Aug

For Last Titan, I want Blizzard to try something: Take about half of the side quests from the zones and release them later, in the .5 and .7 updates, possibly even into the next major patch. I think it would make the world feel so much more alive. #wow #warcraft

14 Aug

I also think that feeling of a living world would be enhanced so much more if every patch featured 1-2 small questlines in older zones. That's what I expected the Arcantina to be. And while nice, those quests are... kinda nothing

10 Aug

Every spellcaster should, by default, get a signature cantrip, just like Artificer has Mending Bard: Vicious Mockery Cleric/Paladin(sry): Thaumaturgy Druid: Druidcraft or Elementalism Ranger: True Strike Sorcerer: Sorcerous Burst Warlock: Eldritch Blast Wizard: Prestidigitation #dnd

3 Aug

New conspiracy theory: The Mona Lisa was made popular by fans of other works, so that they can enjoy their favorite art without tons of tourists. The same is true for all art that gets the vast majority of attention at its location.

31 July

Really strong list for 1998: - dark energy - massively multiplayer online game - neurodiversity - romantasy - yup (which I was literally saying as I was going through the list) Also, cosplayer being from that year feels like someone telling me to finally start it

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31 July

Okay, this is weirdly interesting. Obviously, this is a fun game and the only people who seriously believe it probably also believe in astrology. That said, it's strange to see that none of the words for my brother really fit him, but many from the year prior(when my mom had a miscarriage) do.

Based on this drawing, here's my pitch for a 2D cartoon, to air on Nickelodeon at a time not known to mortal minds. Names of characters and locations may stay the same, but the characters are mostly unrelated to their Warcraft counterparts. "Azeroth vs. Nyan'alotha and the Forces of the Cosmos"

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

JUST A RANDOM LADY WITH SOME NORMAL CATS.

G'huun: a worm-like creature Xal'atath keeps in a terrarium. It doesn't do much, most of which is oozing what looks like blood.

I shall resume detailed descriptions later, going over the orphans, other staff members, non-orphanage characters, as well as locations in and beyond Azeroth(the orphanage)

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

JUST A RANDOM LADY WITH SOME NORMAL CATS.

N'Zoth: this three-eyed ball of fur is the eeriest of the cats. When its not staring into space(like literally, into the concept of space and beyond our reality), it has a proud collection of toys and pets, first and foremost a cute little... something... called Il'gynoth

Yogg-Saron: more of a dog than a cat, the incomprehensible chaos coming out of its many mouths hardly qualify as words. Remember, the big mouth is for drooling and eating, the eye mouths are for talking. How it sees? Not sure if it actually does. It leaves rock hard poop everywhere

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

JUST A RANDOM LADY WITH SOME NORMAL CATS.

The Old Gods(all use it/its): C'Thun: a sphynx-cat with a big, floating eyeball as its head, two ears hovering above. C'Thun is a diva, always trying to be the center of attention. It treats the sandbox like its kingdom, and likes to take naps while buried.

Y'Shaarj: a fluffly siamese cat that suffers from heavy mood swings, but it's never a good one. It likes to dig its claws into the floor so much that it leaves behind holes when lifted, slowly turning the carpet into swiss cheese.

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

JUST A RANDOM LADY WITH SOME NORMAL CATS.

First up, elevator pitch: "When the new caretaker of the Azeroth orphanage turns out to be a witch with four cats that are obviously Eldritch Horrors from beyond the veil, Alleria and the other kids are in for a heap of trouble" It's said with an upbeat voice, but then the cat part is all sinister

Characters: Xal'atath(she/them): the mysterious new caretaker turns out to possess magical powers. She plays nice and motherly, but what does she actually want at the orphanage? And why does she refuse to wear shoes? "Sally", as other adults call her, has four talking ..."cats" she calls Old Gods

9 July

The movie "The Menu" completely as normal, but then the ending scene where she has to pay for her food turns into a full five minutes comedy skit about her having trouble paying.

30 June

To people not familiar with German houses and how well they retain heat: It dropped to 13°C(55°F) tonight and I had the windows open the entire time; about ten hours. It's still over 26°C(80°F) in my room. This house was built in the 50s with cold winters in mind, not summers with over 40°C(100°F).

30 June

Ich kann's gar nicht erwarten, was für unglaublich dumme Sätze Merz in den kommenden Tagen bezüglich unserer Niederlage von sich geben wird. Ob er es wohl schafft, den Immigranten dafür die Schuld zu geben? #wm

20 June

Rolling up a character and the dice want me to be busted. Imagine someone shows up at the table and goes "yeah, my second lowest stat is a 16" and they didn't cheat

19 June

BASEMENTS!!! That's all #WoW

Listen @ubisoft.com, if I have to google how to start a new game AND have to manually delete some files, you screwed up big time.

Davos@serdavos.bsky.social

I try to give AC Unity another chance and the game immediately decides to piss me off because it has a single safe file and no way to simply start a new game. It is incredible how, even more than a decade after its fucked up release, this stupid game still finds new ways to make me angry.

I don't get what anyone likes about this game. Is it the story? I wouldn't know, everything else was really bad, so I never made it that far. It can't have been the worsened gameplay and it definitely wasn't the horrible performance.

Can't believe Ubisoft released two AC games on the same day and the shitty one gets to be the main installment everyone remembers. Meanwhile, AC Rogue is literally just Black Flag but with the pirate stuff traded for a good Assassins vs Templars story, and barely anyone talks about it.

28 May

Oh no, I accidentally sorta recreated Warcraft's Dracthyr while trying to come up with a villain for my D&D world. It started completely removed from WoW, but as some point I was hit by the realization "wait, this is just Sarkareth in successful."

19 Apr

Blizzard introduced a crazy new mechanic in WoW - real life summons Was fighting the wasp rare in northern Zul'Aman when suddenly, a real wasp flew past my face

22 Mar

WoW needs a toy that allows you to fish indefinitely, for when you just want to RP

20 Mar

Today's word that suddenly looks weird: "noticing" I think it's the i-c-i that throws me off. Also, noticing is a great response when asked what you decorated a cake with

15 Mar

The new Scrubs season is great, I can really feel the spirit of the old days. Unfortunately, it also makes me feel old, as shown by me using terms such as "old days"

7 Mar

New favorite quote from @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social: "You've been a real asshole ever since you kissed a girl"

22 Feb

20-30 years ago, Nintendo would've called it the Super Switch or something, not just gone the boring route like Sony. Then again, 10-15 years ago they probably would've called it the SwIItch, so maybe I shouldn't complain too much

5 Feb

Fuck you Youtube, I want my flow=2 back

20 Jan

Going to sleep the night before prepatch hits feels similar to Christmas #Warcraft #WoW

20 Jan

I should've made more posts of me predicting the release dates for #Warcraft patches, because I guessed every single one except the one I actually wrote about and that miss was Blizz's fault for releasing it a week too early. Anyway, I predict 12.1 to drop on August 18th, so it's gonna be the 11th

3 Jan

You know, we all focus on the sword, but I wanna see the place where Sargeras had his left hand

29 Dec 2025

I often wondered why he's called Suda51, but today I learned the reason, and it's disappointingly simple

I want... nay, need! @neilnewbon.bsky.social to play a new #warcraft character who will stick with us for many expansions to come. Someone who tags along with us in the zones and takes an important role in the campaign story.

NeilPC would be the first to be created/awaken before more follow, which would include playable ones. NeilPC starts out learning about the basics of the world and what it means to be alive, kinda like the Iron Giant but more eloquent.

Later, the story could be about them being seen as an older sibling style leader to their people. So yeah, get to it @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com @blizzard.com

Maybe some friendly titan construct of a new type, less tall and bulky, instead agile and elegant, made from sleek metal. Could become the game's first genderneutral player race and be for anyone who wants to play a real robot, not just a cyborg gnome.

youtu.beHow Many Trees Are There in Skyrim?YouTube video by Any Austin

20 Dec 2025

I can't believe that @anyaustin.bsky.social, the man responsible for multiple GTA6 delays, is also responsible for the first update on Elder Scrolls 6 in years youtu.be/35yfu2wXmto?...