Seyth Miersma

When body-colored bumpers used to be a luxury feature.

I’m not saying @michaelvpina.bsky.social is a vocal dead ringer for H Jon Benjamin, but I bet he does a pretty sold Bob impression

Raise your hand if you’re old enough to have called every chicken nugget a “chicken McNugget” for a large portion of your life ✋

I was today years old when I learned Josh Brolin is the older brother in Goonies

Here’s a pic of a bitchn Bentley so my hardcore Bluesky fans don’t get turned off by my nba draft takes

Acuff fam all wearing the same glasses is why we watch the NBA draft. 10 of 10

Blue background is really doing Silver no favors.

What’s a record you hated as a kid that you like now?

i knew we were cooked when we started considering gig work “real jobs” (at the behest of the gig work companies themselves) and then started complaining about gig workers as if they’re actually employed by the services they work for

Most incredible comeback I’ve seen in 40 years of watching basketball, rivaled only by the Celtics win vs the Nets in the 2002 ECF.

This Boston crowd feels dead.

Incredible driveby stat from this Celtics v Pelicans game: the 1982 Celtics hit 85 points in a half twice.

Go Blue!

Why is love for the Porsche 911 so durable and long lasting?

Looking for a social media resource to join the Valnet Autos crew! Hit me up if you : - Have demonstrated success managing or creating for IG, TikTok, Facebook, and more - Are collaborative and fun to work with - Are not allergic to analytics - Know things about, you know, cars and stuff

Who knew getting to Trader Joe’s a minute before open would be like queuing for Oasis tix?

There really is a Clippers Curse, huh? www.reuters.com/sports/repor...

This color is called Shade Green and it is elite.

Teenage dirtbag

100 beards ago

ZHP

Volvo memories

I think I finally have a way to put some of my large and weird iron on patches collection to good use.

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Maybe the funniest disclosure in the storied history of @jalopnik.bsky.social disclosures. “Faraday Future gave me Uber vouchers to get to and from the event, and had a seat reserved for me in the second row.” Second row kills me @dsgolson.bsky.social Read More: www.jalopnik.com/1916048/fara...

Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting (the only $35k G-Class on the internet)

Finally snapped the handle on my venerable “Million Miler” Hartmann carry on. What’s the best carry on bag you’ve ever owned?

Might be the ultimate urban mom/dad machine for sporty parents

Never put the balloons in the rafters

Giggity

What a crowd pleaser

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars vehicle is incredibly disappointing

All of my bad decisions start with great ideas

This design holds up

We don’t talk enough about how funny Stanley Tucci is in Easy A

Luke Kornet

The GREEN KORNET!!!

I finally ordered Wingstop. Biggest win of the postseason for Jalen Green.

Don’t push the “skip the intro” button. People worked hard on that intro and it’s probably beautiful.

Guys, I can't always be the one to say something in a meeting where no one is talking and the host feels uncomfortable. We all have to take turns.

Just informed there’s a box set of vinyl of music from WoW. You know, if you’re ever competing in a nerd Olympiad

Gonna be a long series for Cleveland if they give up 60+ per half

Hear me out: The Slate truck but it’s an old Ranger with a card for a 75-year-old Ford mechanic and a hundred dollar bill.

Ahh, spring: When a dewy eyed new crop of baby car writers emerge from their winter slumber to complain vaguely about “steering feel.”

Vibes. (Congrats to the many Pistons fans I love)

Guy at the airport lounge bar incensed that they don’t take cash. Salute.

An article about an underreported watch story on a car website (fancy). Are you not entertained?! carsfancy.com/tudor-black-...

In the weeks since I PURCHASED a TV at Best Buy, the density of TV deals emails from Best Buy has tripled. Who created this CRM strategy?

Happy Dad Steps on a Hot Wheels Swears and Maybe Tears His ACL Day to all who celebrate

If you’re not fucking with CARMAGNUM you’re fucking up. carmagnum.com/gets-it-seyt...