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The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

When men say stuff like this it's not because they left women their own age, it's because women their own age left them and they're still bitter about it. Boomers are the last collective generation of women willing to put up with men's bullshit and they're freaking out www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

It's at the point where if I see anything at all clever or hot-button or glib I check the "Account Created " date and if it's mid-2024-forward I unlike, block and move on

Oh great! And some screens have been manipulated to disguise Democratic candidates altogether. We're about to start seeing some very surprising wins by red candidates in blue dots, towns and states! Figure out what you're going to do now, we'll have to take to the streets one way or another

So voting touchscreens are calibrated to avoid selecting left-wing candidates, mail-in ballots are being stolen, heavily delayed, postmarked days late and even found abandoned or trashed, lifelong voters are showing up to polls and being told they don't exist in the system and still no alarms

Bitch this can't even be real Gotta be part of some AI-enabled male-authored brainwashing scheme to ensnare the next generation of uneducated tradwives

That's a wild title to describe someone who abandoned real-world success to jump feet-first into religious psychosis You could've set your entire bloodline up for generations forward and back and still been a man of god but you chose indoctrination & colonization instead apple.news/Ak6riiSmFSJS...

"Fake Transgender Rights Group Pamphlets Advocating For Forcible Transitioning of Children" brought to you by the same party that invented "Fake Abortion Clinics That Actually Trick, Trap And Guilt You Into Keeping The Pregnancy" All they do is lie

This is the type of nurse Ava Jendersee will blossom into: people.com/nicu-nurse-j...

The person responsible in handcuffs now, the person charged with instituting safeguards to prevent this from happening in handcuffs now, files and devices searched now, person responsible for orchestrating and financing this in handcuffs now, investigations all around abcnews4.com/news/nation-...

Remember this exists youtube.com/shorts/mLZ_6...

I highly recommend once a week just walking into a grown man full tilt. Bonus points if he's in your way on purpose. If he's larger than you don't be afraid to get that bag in there as an equalizer, those things can really hurt if you get clipped by them. They never know what to do

Man Harrison Butker is absolutely screwing the pooch over here like do us all a favor and hang it up I'm sure there's a T-Mobile store somewhere missing a manager

Just saw the video of that huge pro-women influencer guy freaking out because a girl on Tiktok aborted her baby after finding out it's a boy And it's just weird because I don't recall him making a video about the Drew Garnier case "Pro Choice" until it threatens the patriarchy huh?

Matthew McConaughey didn't come out of the woodwork at the 11th hour to give everyone "permission" to vote independent. He was paid to deliver this message and it's transparent that he was. That video was produced and scripted and stylized...this administration is desperate to siphon off blue votes

This is just really some shit that would happen if demons had taken over earth Along with /waves hand at everything else happening in the world right now/ apple.news/AneT9WjIZTOS...

I need like a Tinder for footrubs and someone agreeing with you that Megan from work is being a huge bitch

Kimari Robinson can go fuck himself. Duke needs to invest in better talent These colleges are breeding grounds for absolute trashcan humans who have more in common with barnyard animals than higher learning

You think you can do whatever you want without consequence but you can't. Women are taking back control at a scale you can't imagine...husbands, fathers, brothers, sons wiped from existence as global birthrates crater. Entire bloodlines erased before they even started. You brought this on yourselves

Didn't we used to have police for this apple.news/A3Z7it8UAQ8G...

That's a great idea. Let's release a child molester right back onto the street because there was an issue with his paperwork. This never, never, never ends badly. apple.news/AqGcyUqndT_-...

This headline belongs in a museum

I could never be a superhero. I get hit with one brick and I'm out. I'm done

Can you imagine how Putin felt falling asleep that night knowing his plant just got elected President of the United States He just won the Cold War

Organize. Speak up. Call. Boycott. Protect your neighbors. Guard your kids. They won’t honor an honest election. They never have, they cry & do insurrections if they don’t get their way. Cheating & sore loser shit on the menu, never blink.🇺🇸❣️🤍💙

It seems inconceivable that you could spend your entire day at Universal in line for a single ride but here we are

Katie Zacharia went full retard.

Starting Below but this...these..whatever these accents are...I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not sure what this is

Just incredible stuff. For years his victims told their parents who told the nursery. Police told the nursery it wasn't a police matter and the nursery ignored it. For years! When he was CAUGHT DOING IT the nursery said it wasn't their responsibility to stop him. WTFWTFWTF apple.news/AP_CY70EDQt6...

Where is Jonathon Ross

"Hello dear can I just pop by Sunday afternoon for a cuppa 😇😜🤓" No. Because then I have to spend all Saturday cleaning and all Sunday entertaining you. It's a happy little visit for you but I don't get a weekend.

Me when a heavily pregnant Phoebe Dynevor tells that teenager they need to look at how big her vagina is getting to see when the baby is due in Thrash #Netflix

Not Fox News complaining about Talarico's "absense" from the campaign trail due to flu They can't even get their own fucking titles right in the age of spellcheck and AI

Oh Google just did this man so dirty

Weird vibe in the air today

I know I say this all the time but seriously, fuck Fox News. They deserve to be taken off the air when this is all over.

We're not even the first week into October and Halloween stuff is already being clearanced off the shelves of places like Target, Michael's and Aldi to make way for Christmas. The last few unsold pumpkins rot in giant cardboard boxes before kids have even thought of picking out their costumes.

This is Idiocracy. We're here, in the movie apple.news/Ai1i8jw8oSSW...

Sorry, our Secretary of Defense made them take testosterone and rape is legal in the military so he probably got confused. Just take him out back and shoot him, he won't be disciplined if he's returned to us apple.news/AiG7uDE5dTdC...

USA Today is genuinely insane for posting an op-ed in support of the Cornell 7. I simply don't know what else to say. No one in that entire chain of command has a wife, mother, sister or daughter they care about enough to give them even a moment's consideration. Simply insane time to be alive.

Bro 1,000% wrote and posted this all about himself apple.news/A0n4dkXRwS52...

If someone walked up to you on the street and offered to write you a check in exchange for poisoning your water, polluting your air, doubling all your bills, tripling gas prices and revoking your health insurance, how much would you charge? $500? $5k? Would that be enough for your whole lifetime?

Blocking anyone who makes a reel with pervert glasses is so satisfying I'll get 'em all

Would you look at that. Not a single goddamn one of you stood up. No one raised a hand. Not a single one of our best and brightest, our most experienced and battle-hardened warriors stood up to him if it meant risking their careers and now they've lost them anyway. Was it worth it?

Imagine you were just sexually assaulted, you call the police and open the door to find Brock Turner standing there with a badge and a gun That's right, ladies and gentlemen. One of the Cornell 7 has gone into law enforcement

What the fuck is Ulta even doing anymore

Manosphere: NooOoOOo stOP NOTICING THINNGS

Theo James would make a fucking amazing James Bond based on season two of The Gentlemen alone. He's so British he used the word diaphanous during dirty talk and it worked

Theo James speaking Arabic