Terry

That face when you’re sad #SimpsonsMemes

I had a pretty crazy dream last night. I dreamed that my bed had two pillows. Pretty crazy.

That face when you’re at the beach but you hate the person you married twenty years ago but don’t recognize when you wake up next to them in the morning, so you face your chair away from them to avoid the misery for just a little while. #SimpsonsMemes

That face when you’re America and you thought everyone was enjoying how American you were, but then you took it too far by being too American and everyone was mad at you. #SimpsonsMeme

Why was the voiceover diegetic?

That face when you’re doing your first standup gig and it’s going super well #SimpsonsMemes

That face when you’re blogging about how much you hate the new RHCP album to your five active readers, hoping for someone in the comments to agree with your criticisms of the overal melodic substance. #SimpsonsMemes

That face when you’re too late to save your friends from the factory that turns people into shoes #SimpsonsMemes

The moon. Beautiful.

That face when you’re talking on the phone to your friend. They’re having relationship problems, but you can’t figure out a way to help them at all, or even offer any emotional support, so you try to change the subject.

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That face when you’re a dog awaiting death by motor vehicle rather than suffer the indignity of being dressed up.

That awkward moment when your children find your dead body after you OD on mescaline #SimpsonsMeme

That face when you’re leaving your house and you’re about to sneeze. #SimpsonsMemes

That awkward moment when you’re tending bar and your friend asks for a free drink, but you’re really not allowed and in fact you got in trouble for that just last week #SimpsonsMemes

My friend, you have no idea.

That face when you’ve finished your meal except for one slice of bacon, so you decide to eat it with your hands. #SimpsonsMemes

That face when you put too much salt on your chicken drumstick #simpsonsmemes

Let’s get one thing perfectly clear: we’re going to go out there today and give it our best shot. We’re not going to let those losers win, so let’s beat them at their own game. It’s win or lose and I intend to do the former, so don’t let me down.

Huck time!

Let’s get these hucks!!! #GetThoseHucks

“To you, it’s a ceiling. To me, it’s a floor.” - Ant-Man

Play complicated games, win complicated prizes.

Cars are so funny, rolling around on their little round feetsies.

Live life the way you want, with Evanescence body spray.

@chrissteller.bsky.social You don’t scare me.