noah

noah

@sheapforwheet.bsky.social

There is nothing worth saving except one another Portland motherfucking Oregon He/Him/Cry About It

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On Friday, 50 servings of apple cinnamon baked oatmeal, scrambled eggs & sausage went out to our unhoused neighbors, who are cold, wet, & in need of warm, dry winter clothing hint hint We rely on donations to feed people Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets Cashapp- FTSPortland #MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX

Been listening to albums/artists from our youth with the boy and made it to Automatic for the People and sure I'm an rem partisan but just listening to this one album it's fucking crazy anybody had these bands at the same level. Sidewinder sleeps tonight is the 4th song on this album

The only people I know who give a single shit about cheesecake factory are my 14 year old son's friends who all want to go there for their birthday at the mall after they've spent their Zumiez gift cards. They fully understand it's camp even if they don't know what camp is.

Oregon being a football power is against the laws of man and god. You go to Oregon to learn how to smoke weed while riding a bicycle with no hands, not to root for a good sports team

Oregon grad before Joey Harrington showed up: fuck phil knight, check this out (smokes weed through a hacky sack) Oregon grad after JH: daddy Phil knows best and I demand to be taken seriously (is soundly ignored)

jesus christ I can't wait for this piece of shit to drop dead

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

True PNW solidarity, we begrudgingly like each other and both hate fucking Idaho

Brilliant Maps@brilliantmaps.bsky.social

Every US State’s Favorite State Besides Their Own (With Arrows) Credit: Matt Shirley It's surprising how few states reciprocally like each other. Full list: brilliantmaps.com/fav-us-st...

James Dolan saw Tom Dundon reaching for the biggest asshole crown and made his move.

Bobby Silverman@robertsilverman.bsky.social

If you're a connoisseur of on-brand James Dolan pettiness, grudge-settling, and ham-fisted dumbassery, have I got the article for you www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

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noah@sheapforwheet.bsky.social

now that fall is really here and it's getting colder remember that if you're cold, they're cold. So put your dog in a cute coat or handsome jacket and post it to the internet.

now that fall is really here and it's getting colder remember that if you're cold, they're cold. So put your dog in a cute coat or handsome jacket and post it to the internet.

After suffering through the dogshit that was the mariners season the universe owed me some good sports karma I only hope tonight didn't use it all up

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Blazers-Suns is the 6th time in the 31 seasons of pbp data where a team led by 20+ before opponent scored... 2/21/04: Blazers 22, Celtics 0. 12/15/14: Cavs 21, Hornets 0. 4/11/16: Wizards 20, Nets 0. 3/7/20: Hornets 20, Rockets 0. 12/5/25: Knicks 23, Jazz 0. 10/21/26: Blazers 21, Suns 0.

Trae has already had two air balls that would easily count as most shooters worst miss of the season and there's 3 minutes left in the first quarter of game 1

I left the church years ago but it has been fascinating to watch my very religious parents slowly realizing that the church is leaving them and the values preached by Jesus for a values system I think they would correctly identify as satanic.

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Detained because of the laken Riley act. Proud of these results @bynum.house.gov?

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social

Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.

My ballot comes today and guess who isn't getting a vote? @bynum.house.gov

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social

Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.

Still seething that I got gerrymandered into OR-5 the Kurt Schrader memorial seat for otherwise unemployable morons.

pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼@pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social

“I voted for the Laken Riley Act to attack vulnerable immigrants, but I draw the line at decorum!!” Get outta here

Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land where the hopes of trolley-dodgers go to die" Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.