Mango Sentinel

This is back and forth to work in NYC I'll take this.

He laughs his way out of bullshit on regular.

When people start referencing their sports teams as "we", I get immediately checked out

Day 3/14 in a row.

its not a bad thing to want things, right?

Uuummm I’m talking about migrating to Blacksky. But good luck to whoever needs this info, I guess

Protect Marshawn Lynch at all costs.

A military uniform.

Had a girl do that to me once. She didn't like my best homie doing my hair in her crib (which was usually her girlfriends crib or her moms crib) so she learned to do my hair. Lmfao.

Constant reminder that I'm like 75% covered in comic book and anime tattoos. Idk if that qualifies as scaring the hoes playbook lmaoooo

I felt good today. Do these count as hoochie daddy shorts?

This and other news reports mention how Adongo might be suffering from the CTE and mental illness. One of many examples showing how DHS/ICE only targets the most vulnerable people to detain and deport while violating their rights under the Constitution.

Shorty was thicker than a frozen can of coke

You know, as a man and a man hater, why are men?

Dude. Yes. Albany. Poughkeepsie. Schenedaty. Ronkonkoma. Beacon. Nassau county. All that.

ENOUGH WITH THE AI FLYERS

Me whenever there's a crowd of more than 1

How long were you in prison?

Morning morning!!

Everybody's fun sized if you believe

Swimsuit Elena #Streetfighter #Fanart #art #digitalart

(Wouldn't it be funny to see LeBron lose to the spurs in the finals again?)

It be fun given/giving nicknames.

The first time I dated an older woman, she took me out to eat and I tried to strike up a conversation to get to know her and she said, “listen hunny, you don’t have to talk. Just enjoy your meal and then enjoy me later” It was our first date

Married tip: Aye fellas, sign up for all the shit your wife does so she can get a free gift twice on ha birthday. Follow ya boi for more astounding lifehacks.