Sheer Cold

in case anyone's wondering how the sabbatical is going we're all staying up late to watch the japan cup. shoutout to horses. they should put those in splatoon 3

in our sabbatical era

dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner

we playd miku miku beam tonight and lost all 3 sets thumbs up

dont worry guys hes ok

you will not be seeing us here 👍

hhey guys we play hyperdive and we have a tent *winks*

guess who forgot to sign us up for ftiu

the sheer cold minecraft phase has began again

we be scrimming in umamusume

sheer cold will do anything but actually play splatoon

@realgirlboss.bsky.social

@wullice.bsky.social

#highdivsplatoon

why no one mention us when talking about dive teams 😞

we had a lot of fun in last night's scrim

become transgender NOW

this bitch @realgirlboss.bsky.social just spelled pikachu as pichachu can we get a coach with a brain between their ears please

Sheereth Colde

alright man no thank you we're not into misogyny

coach just said i need iq supplements 💔 retiring from sheer cold

sheer tuah 😂

me when

when the cold is sheer 😂

Sheer Cold

we did NAWT make d8 playoffs but that's okay because we had fun going 4-5 against ink floyd :) girlboss - bloons tv thoma - actually went crazy corgi - cried after set (pos) robin - emotionally tortured us all this week eon - didn't jump off of museum this time wully - phone died mid set

we went 2-5 against error-nautics this week, see yall for make up week next week 🤸‍♂️ @sulli - had a breakdown @wully - missed the first game to go get ice cream @thoma - aims worse than my grandma @girlboss - mid set coaching @robin - finally got 5 star decav @corgi - small brella'd all over them

Some of Sheer Cold went 5-0 in LUTI Week 4! @sullizap.bsky.social got eaten by a tornado @grandtactician.bsky.social clutch hammers @firecorgi.bsky.social side ordered @thoma.inkling.social misses having a second bucket @wullice.bsky.social dropped a 26 bomb, refused to elaborate, played arms

Fun Fact: Most historians believe the fall of the Mongol Empire to be the largest empire to crumble in history, when in actuality the largest empire to fall was @wullice.bsky.social empire, built brick by brick, collapsing to bonus stars

Autism

Sometimes we actually are good at this game #compsplatoon

WE GOT 3RD GOLD BRACKET FTIU ‼ wully - played 1 game on hotel wifi corgi - got to play regular brella : ) eon - "guys im gonna do something funny" and dies thoma - almost threw by having an internet outage robin - wasn't the one that dced, for once girlboss - showed up for the final set

Classic Sheer Cold opening #compsplatoon