Shell Bonmots

No shit.

If Epstein was still alive, Trump would be dead. Think about it.

We saw this exact scenario in 2024, when Kamala Harris was packing large arenas, while Trump couldn't fill even small ones. Everyone was predicting a Harris victory. It was almost certain. And look what happened. There are no guarantees. Especially in politics. In America. In November.

When oh when will a reporter -- male or female -- have the guts to tell Trump off? I mean, REALLY tell him off. Like this. 👇

Get your ass to the voting booth. No excuses.

Speaking of traitors, if Trump is ever tried – and then CONVICTED – of treason or espionage, he should receive nothing less than the Rosenberg Treatment. No appeals. No excuses. No exceptions. No ifs, ands, or big, orange butts about it. Enough is enough already!

You mean, like this?

Don't forget the fireworks. Lots and lots and LOTS of them. Like the world has never seen before.

Jared Kushner’s father, Charles, pleaded guilty in 2004 & 2005 to 18 federal counts, including tax evasion, illegal campaign contributions, and witness retaliation. He was sentenced to two years in prison & later received a full pardon from Trump in December 2020. The apple doesn't fall far.

Eternity isn't long enough for these fuckers. Just saying.

Speaking of the Rosenbergs, if Trump is ever tried – and then CONVICTED – of espionage, he should receive nothing less than the Rosenberg Treatment. No appeals. No excuses. No exceptions. Enough is enough already!

If Trump is ever tried – and then CONVICTED – of espionage, he should receive nothing less than the Rosenberg Treatment. No appeals. No excuses. No exceptions. Enough is enough already!

Launch the biggest display you've ever seen.

It's what I pray for every night.

You mean, like this? Line forms behind me.

They are awfully stupid. And stupidly awful. Both impossible to fix.

Two words. Bull. Shit. You know how many times we've heard about "bombshell evidence" that will bring Trump down? HUNDREDS! Or how many times Thomas Massie said he'll read names of Epstein clients? HUNDREDS! Do it already! Or else... STFU!

This is what Stepford wives on steroids looks like.

A lawyer, no. A lie-yer, definitely.

Leak. It. Now.

In Trump world, it's always beauty first, brains last. Or none at all in this case.

In Trump world, it's always beauty first, brains last. Or none at all.

Speaking of Zelenskyy...

Nyet shit.

BBB Bogus Blonde Bitches

Oprah's fault.

There are so many shit holes around the world, which shit hole is the priority?

This

Look for a "strongly-worded" letter from Chuck Schumer in 3...2...1

BFD Trump and the DOJ will just appeal it to SCOTUS and, to no one's surprise, they'll rule in Trump's favor a week before the election. Wanna bet?

Hell yeah!

And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron. And you get a moron.

Bombs away.

Dear Iran, Forget about taking out Los Angeles or San Diego. Take out Mar-a-Lago instead. At any price.

Dear Iran, Forget about taking out Los Angeles or San Diego. Take out Mar-a-Lago instead. At any price.

Dear Iran, Forget about taking out Los Angeles or San Diego. Take out Mar-a-Lago instead. At any price.

We don't need to see Trump impeached. We don't need to see Trump in prison. We need to see Trump dead. Only then can this nightmare end.

I'm praying for the day when the headlines scream: TRUMP DEAD! And they will.

Speaking of con men...

He can stick the $90 up his ass. I don't care if he promised $900. It's not worth the pain and disgust of the past two years, not to mention all four years of his first term. I won't be bribed for my vote. But MAGA will.

Asking 77 Million People How......?