Chief Shenanigans Officer

For as steely and unshockable as I thought I was, I am still reeling from this one. I have rarely seen anything as glib, repulsive, stomach-churning and vile as this statement. I’m going to have a hard time getting past it. Let’s hope it ruins her career. Spoiler: it won’t 🤬

These pseudo-intellectuals think they have it figured out & we invested in politics are dumb. Meanwhile, actual 🐘 and 🫏 politicians dictate what happens in their everyday life & future too. They aren’t enlightened and above it all, and sure don’t “know something we don’t know”. Bullshit cop out. 🙄

If only someone would’ve warned us….

I think we should seriously consider doing this, because there’s no way he’s a human

I have said the same thing for my entire adult life. The Founding Fathers could never have envisioned the semi-automatic death machines of today. Muskets were a whole different thing.

This is the energy I want to see going forward. We all agree that we are done “going high” when they go low, right? They are too stupid to understand subtlety, class, or intelligent comebacks.

"Your honor - these 7 women gang raped this highly intoxicated man" is something never heard in a court of law EVER - AND THATS THE POINT.

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Yes he is! He needs to be in a jail cell. #VoteBlue #Blues

My voting record 🗳️ 1988: Dukakis 1992: Clinton 1996: Clinton 2000: Gore 2004: Kerry 2008: Obama 2012: Obama 2016: Clinton 2020: Biden 2024: Harris Zero regrets. 💙💪🏻 🇺🇸

Taylor Farms is recalling more products because they contain jalapeño peppers that may be contaminated with salmonella. You know if TF is issuing another recall, it MUST be serious after the whole lettuce debacle. Deregulation: how corporations make money and people get sick.

AOC: "An ICE officer had violently pushed a woman to the ground and he had come over to help get her up and that is what precipitated this incident that very quickly led to an execution in the streets. What we are seeing here is a momentous pivotal moment for the United States."

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

Oh my GOD, THIS.

I never saw more soulless, evil, cruel ghouls than they are

They’re just so staggeringly dumb, and in a cult

Share this with all the bootlicking MAGA, Trump-worshipping assholes in your life. An objective view from three different angles.

REMINDER

Absolutely heartsick over the murder of Renee Nicole Good by an ICE agent. This madness has got to stop. How much worse must it get before we all stand up and demand justice, and say NO MORE?!?!

I am just fed up with the hypocrisy—and the blind tradwife-aspiring women who don’t see it

🎯 So privileged

THE COUNT OF MOSTLY CRISCO 💀🤣😂

It’s so hard not to be bitter about these folks who voted against their own best interests and screwed us all, now getting bailed out

I am seeing plenty of people on the Left suggesting we should welcome those fleeing MAGA with open arms. NOPE. NEVER. They loudly and gleefully voted for all the -isms -phobias and they can go fuck themselves.

I’ve saved this GIF to my photos because it’s the crux of my problems with everything going on right now. Racism, misogyny, homophobia, demonizing of the poor, cruelty….all the shit MAGA does is gut-wrenching and appalling. But the WWE nature of it all is kind of the baseline. JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! 💙🦃💪🏼 🇺🇸

Feel free to print this out for your MAGA uncle on thanksgiving 🤣

Because I needed a good laugh today 🤣

But the Left are the violent ones. Ooooooookay. 🤬

I’m just waiting for this to happen. If Trump is calling for their release, we already know that all Republican names have been redacted 🙄🙄

Because this is absolutely something they would say

She’s gonna need some salve for that burn. 🔥

“There are Dems in the Epstein files too” is not the flex you think it is. We’ll go after them even HARDER than we would the Republicans on the list, because we hold them to a higher standard. Bet on that. 💪🏼

Taking this with the biggest grain of salt on earth, but, oooh, if this would happen💪🏼😱

Screenshot these to show your MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving

YEP

Hahahahahah I love a crushing, unsubtle burn 🤣

Yep