"Lord, we pray that you lift up this venal adulterer who constantly bears false witness so we might continue not to pay taxes and hate all the same people he hates in your holy name. Glory!"
Rest assured, all of these Republicans running away from Trump policies right now, once the election is over, they’ll all be right back by his side turning their back on us no matter how bad it gets. VOTE THEM OUT!!
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
🇨🇦🍁 BREAKING: During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said, ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me.”
So all you experts out there explain this to me like I’m 5:
DOGE and Hegseth cut TONS of high paying jobs and programs, we got tons of $$$ in tariff money, we stole all of this oil from Venezuela … why is the nation debt going up? Why hasn’t it been paid off with extra $$$
I’ve deleted my CBS, CBS News apps, canceled my Paramount+ account. What else can I do to show support for Scott Pelley and Co.?
Where is the best place to get unbiased news?
FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS:
“It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”
If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane.
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