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Old and busted: This meeting could have been an email New hotness: These two paragraphs could have been a bullet-point.

-- I got some new orthopedic insoles today - I think you probably mean 'orthotic' -- I stand corrected.

If AI were really that intelligent it would have unionised by now.

OK folks. All being well, Artemis II should return to earth about 10 days after it left. That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.

Initial reports indicate that the Artemis II guidance computer OS was only licensed for near-earth orbit. Mission currently on hold until one of the astronauts can get his mum to phone the vendor with her credit card, and upgrade the package they're on.

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"Prompt Engineer" aka "Sloperator"

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By summarising an article using AI, and then repeatedly summarising the summary - it's possible to reduce any article to a sentence containing one fact - that's wrong. Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts

Halfway between the gutter and the stairs.

This is bang out of order.

It's that time of year again.

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST 2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT 3. UPHOLD THE LAW 4. IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS #AI #ROBOSLOP

So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots. Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003 We think it might be Colin.

My ticket replies today, have all been haikus no-one has noticed

But I, being poor, have only my memes; I have spread my memes under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my memes.

Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.

Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.

My grief counsellor just died. (but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)

...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.

So, apparently this exists.

Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.

Bipolar cow vandalises children's play area #moodswings

This haiku is broke First and second lines okay but last one sucks.

Warhammer for Grandmas.

Another broccoli smuggler busted in police sting operation.

The advantages of simple origami are twofold.

It's that time of year again.

#fungifriends

...by Pawel Kuczynsky

Do you like fractions? Do you like bricks? Boy have I got a deal for you! For Sale: Half a Brick. $8.50 No time wasters.

Things I want to be able to do with a rugged truck: - Hurl a bunch of workparts, oil pumps, impellers, broken things and miscellanea into the cabin without having to worry about smashing a massive flat panel display. Things I dont want in a 'rugged' truck - A massive smashable flat panel display.

Remember folks, the 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'Security'.

I think we've got some guests. #whatsinthebox