alex

alex

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I’ve been trying to find a specific youtube poop of the svu theme song for 15 years and everyone who’s been on more than 2 dates with me is so tired of hearing about it

oh look its johnny appleseed, (sarcastically) wonder what he’s gonna be yammering on about today

I registered to vote last week and got a jury summons in the mail today before anything even about voting

always wanted to get called to either act out 12 angry men or do jury nullification

anyone ever use dust mop spray does that do anything? I never dust reg surfaces without spraying pledge on the duster but it sounds like it’d get the floor slippery

Alright who the fuck is mr ghost, he gifted the painting to me

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coworker showed me a bunch of halloween flash he painted that was all pop culture stuff I recognized and he got to a 60s looking fat guy in a suit I didn’t know and he goes “I’ve just been calling him mr ghost” and shrugged

no, no, no - I’ve listened to king crimson’s starless a very normal number of times this morning. maybe 4.

Can you imagine writing and releasing fucking ripping song Red and it’s not even the best song on the album called Red

You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Don’t

I watched a few hours of analog horror videos and then just got really scared of the red led on my printer

trying to organize socks in a dresser drawer like much of life is an exercise in compromise and humiliation

someone asked me what the KGLW stood for on my shirt and then for the next two hours I had king gizzard’s song “KGLW” stuck in my head, which is 8 minutes with the only lyrics being “K G L W” over and over and over

I just had mapo tofu ramen and am inhabiting a higher plane of existence than I remembered possible

coworker showed me a bunch of halloween flash he painted that was all pop culture stuff I recognized and he got to a 60s looking fat guy in a suit I didn’t know and he goes “I’ve just been calling him mr ghost” and shrugged

penis pumps are a really cool way to see what it’d be like to have a fat hog for all of 2 seconds

this is always the weird part of the “rock is dead!” old head thing to me. I probably listened to more rock that came out this year than I listened to stuff from the 60s and 70s (which I listen to a lot of!)

‘dudes’ and ‘guys’ not gender neutral enough for ya? use what I use: ‘fuckos’

anytime I find out a group or band that I’m not super familiar with does a cover of mulatu astatke i’m like oh ok these fuckers know what’s up

fucking beyond hyped to see doom gong tomorrow. my favorite american psych outfit after frankie and the witch fingers which is about as the best compliment I can give an american band

“the american king gizzard” is very reductive but also not the most inaccurate description of doom gong I’ve read

been a while since i’ve made guitar pedals but I want the miniware mini smd hot air gun so fucking bad

I love checking my email because one day I’ll get the one that says it’s all over

sometimes even when I can clearly tell the difference I'll ask someone if their uncrossed seven is a one just to spread the good word of crossed sevens

a sonos system isnt the type of thing they’d buy at work without asking my opinion now but they bought it a week before I started 5 years ago so we’re cursed now

learned from a commercial that a new camry is in the mid $30ks and sighed maybe the most I ever have

we’ve come full circle where balding is cooler than a shaved head. if you’re not hip to this yet circle back in 5 years

scored a 99 (out of like 160) on that vocab thing because any hoity toity words left my brain the second I did well enough on the ACT to get into a private college

I used the word uncouth recently and someone asked what that meant. Learned that one from the simpsons

I’ve always enjoyed the symphony but turns out its a real fun place to be on mushrooms

saw a white guy with dreads but he had them up and my first reaction was “what is wrong with that guy’s head”

I’ve always hated how pf flyers fit my feet but you best believe I still might buy the beams+ collab

the engineered garments collab would have gotten me if they did high tops but this one is too me

lincoln lawyer has absolutely ruined any legal procedural for me by showing that a tv show can be much more legally accurate than just looking up “lawyer” in the dictionary

instead of agentic ai you should get a gent who ticks all the boxes □ 5’6 □ job with a 401k □ 4 inch pecker

what an innocent time when instagram filters creating instant faux-nostalgia was seen as something interesting and worth caring about

still havent heard a peep about the new ‘sleep’ album. i’ll listen to it if someone puts it on but thats about the limit of my curiosity