Epic Giant Blob

Epic Giant Blob

@shortfuse69.bsky.social

Proud Canadian, Trump can go fuck himself

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Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

it's a special fucker to sit there and be like nahhh we got no fault in this, you are literally in charge. your president started a war that he can't finish and made things 1000% worst than they were before. we had never even heard of the fucking Straight of Hormoz before that orange turd man

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

They’really trying to lie their way through it 🤥

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

if you listen carefully you can hear when the president came in his pants over this guy.....what a weird statement for a president to say, can you imagine Obama coming and saying this about MJ, I don't often check out Michael Jordan but boy does he have a nice ass.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

even the reporters couldn't help themselves with "Ohh man" she can barely read words........

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

well I guess I better go to my free hospital to get my feelings checked out.

YouGov America@today.yougov.com

NEW Economist/YouGov Aug 28-31: Canada 38% of Republicans view Canada as unfriendly or an enemy of the U.S., by far the highest level in the past decade yougov.com/en-us/articl...

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

and they ask why Canada doesn't want to open up their dairy industry to our markets, lord do we ever live in a fucking dumbass time. we have more access to information than we have ever had in human history yet we choose to just ignore it and be like yep let's cause cancer.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

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Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

this is true, I has changed forever how we view the US, there is no going back from that at least not in my generation. the damage has been done whatever they doing going forward most likely won't change our minds

Theresa McLeod@westtexascatlady.bsky.social

So much truth here! 😢

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

Nail it!!!!

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov: “Here’s what’s gonna happen tonight — the world’s most famous sore loser will deliver a primetime presidential sour grapes 🍇 address to pursue his 6yo grievances about the 2020 election while his war spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise.”

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

good lord, we have to be better than this, these people didn't have to die, for basic human decency.

ProPublica@propublica.org

NEW: Geraldo Lunas Campos repeatedly raised concerns about his mental health before he died at Camp East Montana. Records paint a portrait of how the Texas facility's staff failed to adequately respond. with @texastribune.org

propublica.org“He Didn’t Need to Die.” How an Immigration Detention Center Repeatedly Failed to Address a Mental Health Crisis.Geraldo Lunas Campos repeatedly raised concerns about his mental health before he died at Camp East Montana. Records paint a portrait of how the Texas facility’s staff failed to adequately respond.
Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

LOL, stinking the troops in micro organisms, what a crazy time we live in

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Ramirez: He’s literally siccing the troops on a microscopic organism. He is sending the National Guard to the Reflecting Pool to arrest people who touch the water. It’s absurd. And also, he’s killing the baby ducklings.

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

he's sleeping even when he is awake lol

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Kamlager-Dove: We cannot have a president asleep on the job. Is he sleeping in classified briefings or on calls with foreign leaders? How can we trust a president who is literally asleep at the wheel?

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

Yep was thinking the same thing, I would cancel paramount+ but then I remembered I was never dumb enough to subscribe to that crappy service lol adieu CBS I hope you go bankrupt.

Ray Woodson@raywoodson5.bsky.social

I don’t even care if the 49ers are on CBS. Not watching. Masters? Nope. CBS- After Colbert tonight? (Radnich voice) BYE BYE.

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

Yep google knows more about you than Stats Can will ever

David@paddlingphotog.bsky.social

Dear people whining about the census: No, your privacy is not being violated. I GUARANTEE you that industry (marketers, lenders, etc.) already knows more about you than you’d believe possible. You also post the smallest details about your life on social media for all to see. Get a grip.

Epic Giant Blob
@shortfuse69.bsky.social

Yeah the statue currently at his PGA golf tournament would probably say otherwise, sure looks like he loves them yeah www.afr.com/world/north-...

afr.comDonald Trump and PGA Tour reunite under gold statue at DoralA 4.5-metre statue depicting the US president with his fist in the air after he survived a 2024 assassination attempt is the talk of the tournament.
Rick Paisano@sicilianrick.bsky.social

North Koreans are told daily how "Dear Leader" loves them, as they sit down to a dinner of grass and dirty water.