Sick Note

Sick Note

@sicknote2024.bsky.social

I used to wash Jan Molby's car

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Went to JD with me lad before and bought us a new rig out each, but when I got on to the fact he's a size 9 now, I got us a pair of trainees between us. Fuck spending £320 on 2 pairs of trabs when Diesel is £1.90 a litre mate! Beans on for tea.

Just had this through our letterbox. When you're sat on the couch in the living room, scratching yer town halls, you don't really think about other people that have probably done the same years before you. RIP Private Davies 🫡

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Our Niamh was in there last year Woman came in the next trap and spewed up Forgot to take her leggings down so they were full of shit She asked our Niamh for help but she was that shocked she legged it

I'm no doctor, but I'd put all my motorbikes, cars, and other stupid hobbies, clogging up my shed, that my ma taking Paracetamol in the 80's, wasn't the reason I got a lick of the tism. Him and that shaking shithous RFK JR are away with the mixer. Dangerous pair of dickheads.

Me manager is on his lasties, and before he fucked off to have his op on Tuesday, he left a full strip of Oxycontin on his desk. The cleaners will be getting the blame, while I'm floating round ours like a Chinese weather balloon all weekend YNWA