Silver Gas Station Hot Dog Cuellar III

Couch potato is I.

My formative 9. My recent 9.

So, you're like a gas-cot. I laughed.

I need to retire so I can play Dave the Diver full time.

Found the source of the new tariff-free beef.

Sam's has a new thing where before you try a sample, a super aggressive lady demands your membership card, then she watches you take a bite about a foot from your face, then scans your card and asks you to rate the experience shoving an interactive tablet at you. It's great!

Spiderman BND was in a word, AMAZING.

Gotta hand it to Cobb EMC for the impeccable power outage timing as the World Cup final was seconds from kick off.

I'm surprised how many people are standing up for Taco Bell when they should be seated in agony on the can.

Taylor Farms' full name is Taylor Montezuma Farms.

Taco Bell. Cheaper than Ozempic.

Are we sure the explosive diarrhea isn't just because it's Taco Bell?

On a strict beef jerky diet until the diarrhea outbreak de-liquifies.

That's what you get for playing golf with the orange Cheeto, Harry Kane.

The best etiquette you can show at Wimbledon is not going, you vile knaves.

The Japanese head coach is dressed like a Delta flight attendant.

My sons are in the new Shrek movie.

Vozhina is half octopus and whole mad man. Good Lord.

Alexi Lalas is the soccer John Cena.

FIFA president looks like an Austin Powers villain.

Everyone who booed Trump at MSG last night was paid by George Soros to be there.

Love when you’re invited to a zoom where people assume you’ll just catch up by auditory osmosis after being out a week.

Masters of the Universe was an amazingly fun time and if you didn't like it you were probably into Monchhichis.

Giga Jabba was one of the most awesomely ridiculous things I've ever seen. #MandalorianAndGrogu

Forty Six & 2.

Honked and pointed at a guy for littering in a parking lot and he went back and picked it up. Now I see the appeal of being a vigilante super hero.

Felt immense guilt when the garbage truck hauled away our old sofa.

Shooting in a coffee shop. They send a PA out for coffee someplace else. And we wonder why the US is no longer a super power.

Pulitzer level photo. #NoKings Photo by Jill Connelly www.jillconnellyphoto.com

That's a new one.

The Walker Texas Ranger lever shan't be pulled any further.

Shoutout to the two Fred Flintstones at the High Point game.

Got a brief that's 8 pages long.

He's a gooood boy. Loves Ser Duncan. Loves salt beef, and puppet shows too.

Vigo the Carpathian walks his dog in my neighborhood.

How have I gone my whole life without seeing Laura Dern's cry face from Blue Velvet?

Why did The Artful Dodger have to do Phineas so dirty?

Merch table at concert flipped the iPad around and asked for a tip. Once again, venturing into public reaffirming my misanthropy.

Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die made me rethink my career choice as many times that it bamboozled me with pure inanity and dark humor. A wonderfully unexpected, delightful movie.

I can report that Badlands is even better on a second watch. And just enough of a distraction from the erosion of our civil liberties this planet.

My biggest beef with the Super Bowl is when they portrayed Mike Macdonald's hometown of Roswell as some rural backwash full of skeercrews and corn stalks, just a pig squeal yonder from the Georjee holler. I live in Roswell and it's whiter and more nondescript suburban strip mall than Plano.

About to go to a nice restaurant with a dress code. My son asks "Will they let me wear my Fart Smellah shirt?"

The Pitt is just if Cronenberg did E.R.

I haven't paid for food at Cava for at least two years.

That noise everyone in North Georgia heard last night was me audibly groaning when Ben Affleck found a way to take his shirt off in the first 5 minutes of The Rip.

I met THE Carol of Chicken Salad Chick Carol fame yesterday. So I'm basically an oligarch now.

I've been an Apple evangelist since the pre-original iPod days. But this liquid glass update is some Blacklberry quality bullshit.

You think I'd be into a movie that at face value is half ham.

Just recreated the Dennis Quaid shrimp eating scene from The Substance at my desk.

No diner like that is serving Poppi.