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@kavehmd.bsky.social dude did you refer to yourself as "basically an ass dentist" while hosting Behind the Bastards? I have so much respect for you.

Don't get married in October and then get mad at me for dressing like a Dracula, A CHARACTER THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN FORMAL WEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Hal absolutely wants to fuck the sheriff, right?

This exchange is so good.

Celebrating America today is like celebrating Father's Day after being beaten with a belt.

My diabetic neuropathy was triggered by this recently during a rewatch. This feels personal, George.

OK, I need a comprehensive list of the absolute horniest songs. Like, songs that belong in the birthing suite because without them, nobody gets knocked up.

Man, room temperature take here, but Nestor Carbonell can GET IT.

That Tyson ad was fucking unintentionally hilarious

With game of thrones back in public consciousness again, let me remind everyone in the current administration that Jamie lannister got a redemption arc.

Frightening how the song "Ohio" seems painfully quaint now.

@milesofgray.bsky.social Aka submission: "if nazis and chips, all got along, they'd use it for some shit that would all end up wrong, to make a stupid image, gotta burn a mile of trees, just call me mechahitler, my name's GROK GROK GROK GROK"

Sidestep....🙄 😂perfect piece of music for this. X youtu.be/AALREbJZEZk?...

This cat is perty.

This cat is perty.

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

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I thought about trying to use AI to make a trump deep fake with him basically pitching escape from new york/LA because the El Salvador prison created a trade deficit, but then I realized they would think it's a valid fucking idea and I hate it here.

It was Warhammer or Magic. It was always either one.

I've been watching Kat for years and this is a perfect evolution. She's actually doing what she says and it can work. Spend campaign money on the people in the district you're running in? (cut to a Kat Abu video about Faux News saying she's paying voters).

Беда is judging you.

@jamieloftus.bsky.social let her know her new status as a comrade, please? Lol.

I don't think people are really paying attention. The law only matters, ever, when people agree that it's the law. Kind of sounds like the argument 2nd A people use to justify the uselessness of firearm legislation? When people tell you who they are, believe them.

Somebody remind me again what the fuck we need the government to keep running for if Elon is still running around like a bull in a China shop? SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME GUYS.

It bears repeating.

Just thought everyone should know that thermite is ridiculously easy to make and there are engine blocks everywhere that would be improved by having some thermite ignited on them.

Fuckin REACHER baby! This is the guilty pleasure I don't feel guilty about.

Беда is done with my shit.

Bring it the fuck on, fascist mongrels. There will come a time when the pendulum swings and Nuremberg 2.0 will happen. We will make sure the end result is much more permanent this time around.

Listening to a formulaic objections episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social and hearing @markbankston.bsky.social ask "do you feel prepared to do this deposition" feels like:

This boy has my heart.

"granddad, tell me again why the aliens fired from orbit instead of landing peacefully?"

Беда wishes you a happy new year.

Holy smokes, the Superman trailer was so good, Fillion in the Guy Gardner era, Pruitt Taylor avince as Pa Kent, and Rachel Brosnahan is perfect for Lois... I'm geeked!

Беда is side-eyeing me for playing CoD when there's laundry to do.

@ioponomarenko.bsky.social Stay safe, distant cousin. My heart is with you and everyone in the homeland. Slava Ukraine.

I can't breathe

TOPICAL, RELEVANT, MAYBE SOME OF THE COMPANIES SHOULD PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.

My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.

@duolingoverde.bsky.social why am I catching heat from a language app?

Беда shouldn't be using this kind of language at his age.

Burying my Babushka today, feeling very lonely.

I don't want another person complaining about "DEI" hires when that fucking guy is nominating a national guardsman to the SecDef because he seent him on Fox News.

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

Беда says today should be a good day.

Беда says he hopes you're having a good week.