Simon

Bluesky has 4 kinds of posters

Hell yes you can upgrade a room if you find a terminal

Misinterpreted the hint about the sanctum keys, stumbled on one I was sure I'd already gotten, got confused, turns out the one I thought was behind the room of 8 treasure, that's not it, so now I only have one left to get and I know exactly where it is?

...I've finally finished enough Resident Evil games to watch Noah Gervais' 7.5 hour Resident Evil video (the first one)

Biggs and Wedge FF7 Remake are dating, they are a couple

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

I legit don't think I've ever seen morale this low at the office. Maybe any office.

What did he mean by this

It's just, the little joys, the dreams, they keep getting ripped away. All the little things that make it worth getting up in the morning just get chewed up and consumed.

Reposting for the second time

I say buy the dip and change all your passwords to 4, it’s the safest it’s ever been

I wasn't ready for Drew Scanlon's new look I gotta be honest. It WORKS, he really pulls it off, but I wasn't ready.

Wishing Albertans a very tell your government to fuck all the way off

Something about RE8’s Dualsense feedback makes it feel like my controller is rattling with something loose in it, and it’s done it with both my controllers so I know it’s the game, and good job that IS scary

Yeah Ethan let’s stay and chat with Moreau right after you got one on him and grabbed the flask without any major complications, you fucking idiot

“It’s true, RE Village is far less scary than” *gets to the giant baby part*

Nathan Fielder has had an insanely busy 5-ish years huh

No matter how it may look, when the boss fight turns into a cutscene, it always means you’re winning

Craziest thing about YCSE is the theater was PACKED Like natural consequence of there being only 5 showings in the whole city today sure, but this still drew a way bigger crowd than I expected

You Can See Everything might be the best movie of the year, period

3-axes chart of how much of a gullible dipshit you are where the axes are how much you think you’re the main character, how much you think movies are real life, how much you think morality precedes action

Beside the point but why is she dressed like Lt. Saavik?

COWARDS

It’s an incredible bit for Carrie episode 7 to suddenly add four BSG alumni to the cast (to the two already in there), three of them in bit parts in the same scene That had to be on purpose at that point

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Christmas creep