David Simms

Gave a talk: "Why it takes 3000 commits to bring Valhalla's value objects to the JDK..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Am... #Devoxx #OpenJDK #Java #JDK28

JEP401 Early Access 2: #OpenJDK did a thing: inside.java/2025/10/27/t... #Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)

mastodon.social/@SimmsUpNort...

"The problem is, the reality is, they are not actually associated together" (hash to single entry is "miss" == most common) youtu.be/rX0ItVEVjHc?...

ChatGPT ass presidency

Stare at me everyday (maybe you too), on github.com/openjdk/jdk

Tha Data Oriented Programming lab that we are doing together with @ammbra1508.bsky.social at @jfokus.se is here : github.com/JosePaumard/... Grab it while it's hot!

My talk at Devoxx BE on "Java Performance Update" for JDK24 seems to attract much attention — almost 50K views in the first week alone. Find out what you think about it and let me know your thoughts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXv2...

Love that channel !

...and that #OpenJDK #Java guy is on #bsky too...

Nämen, hallo !

IT IS ON, JAVA ONE ! Thank all the @Java folks @Oracle , not to mention @sharatchander.bsky.social (ah just did mention ya) for making this happen !

"The vegan burger is suspiciously cheap"

Hello "World"