Arthur Simon

Add “between my legs” to a movie title Koyaanisqatsi Between My Legs

Liberace's Bathroom > Saddam Hussein's Cheesecake Factory

Rep. Ilhan Omar was hiding Amelia Earhart's lost plane this whole time!

Drop some GHOSTS or SPIRITS 👻🖤

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

a big ass piece of jade

First album you bought with your own money. No lying. Violator (1990) all I ever wanted...

Raphael is labeled the 'rude' one for saying "gimmie a break," but really it's because he is unionized

slowly updating art simonearth.com/art/

(to bartender): One frozen margarita with road salt, please

I agree w/ all of this except the “unlucky few” part: Millions of Americans have #LongCovid

in many ways, I too am the son of Michael McDonald

"You All Everybody"

@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social spotted some batty Jack Davis illustrations in the Texas Science & Natural History Museum

new oil painting www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...

one of my older paintings but it checks out www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...

I need to start introducing myself as corn-fed

this morning I swallowed my contact lenses and put my antidepressant into my eye

some sales from today's art market

@traceythorn.bsky.social @ben-watt.bsky.social great list here

This is where Texans can check their status. Please text this link to your family and friends who vote the good way, and ask them to double check theirs. goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...

maybe the real reason data centers are unpopular is that people are mispronouncing 'data centers'

Mosquitoes should die after they bite you like bees do after they sting you

Three artists 1. Phillip Glass 2. The Cure 3. Everything But The Girl

"I'm not arguing that with you!"

I thought the only On Top of It lawyer was in Texas, but apparently there's one in North Carolina who is also On Top of It

RIP William Orbit

my 6yo kid built an AM radio out of snap circuits so now he's listening to crypto bros complaining about liberals who want to cancel thanksgiving

Jimothy's *alleged* father

Froot Loops and chocolate milk are incompatible

Jacob quit calling me

restoring some old CDs what's the best grit sandpaper to use?

it's 2026 and a deformed rodent has captured the nation's attention and sucked its last reservoir of compassion

I was described as a failed candidate on the Breitbart website when I got arrested for blocking the road in front of Houston's detention center for immigrant children. 💪🏻😅

did she have enough testosterone to perish in the line of duty?

I am not the Spanish goalkeeper but I made just as many saves

selling several unique vintage Mola textile pieces #molas www.etsy.com/shop/KnowsPi...

rooting for Norway because of Henrik Ibsen

Don Huffines' smile is only slightly creepier than Jeff Koons'

we should honor Mitch McConnell by letting RFK Jr eat his body

I always assumed ospreys were coastal but I saw some in Minnesota and now I feel like the world's biggest asshole

I was in this movie as the ghost of Herman Mudgett, aka H H Holmes youtu.be/nFyr5X7uIOk?...

the victory song for Egypt should also be Take Me Home Country Roads

Tim Ream looks like Peter Hook, this has been my World Cup analysis

it would be more on-brand if it were called the Great American State Unfair

I wish those of us who didn't Fuck Around weren't so often the ones holding the bag of Find Out.

some bugs that I know #bugs

sold these two #rockart #gardenrocks