Simone Solnsa │ San Francisco

What my emails look like after the first date❤️‍🔥

Man was so horny kissing me the other night he got a bloody nose

Just saw someone ask about an unpurchasable decorative bird at a store ... in awe of the mysteries of the universe

Feeling blessed and highly favored (my favorite toddler asked to give me a goodbye hug)

Objectively hilarious to go to NYC and then see a Broadway play the night after I return home but such is this silly little life.

Love couples cause we can just get one of everything 🥂

Have you been bad?

Honestly feels inhumane atp to stay in anything other than a suite

Go is love 🫶🏻

The new Megan video/free style is so good I just immediately replayed after watching

Home is where the heart (magic wand) is 🥰🪄

Very obsessed with the older woman in Business Class who wore a black sunhat for the duration of the flight.

It's very important for a woman to have a meal alone outside post-rain listening to the chatter of Italian around her. Mental health awareness!

Honored to be at the airport on this day, the day of everyone's first flight🫶🏻

I Saw Everything

Views 😍

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Feeling nostalgic for Paris

I love NYC because all the women are stylish and all the men look gay 🫶🏻

I come to New York for classic New York things (walking, cigarette, critical theory)

My biggest problem rn being that my soaking tub in my hotel room is so big it takes 45 minutes to fill :/

Give us each $300 to celebrate how good of a day we had

As much as tap to pay is extremely convenient, there's something very chic about bringing a leather folio with the check

Just watched a father & young daughter duck under the MTA turnstile side by side :') Family bonding is so sweet

Send $300.

SOS iso best dessert in Manhattan

Okay now we are looking at November 🙈

Okay I need tango shoes

Passed a girl wearing a shirt that said "don't play it cool be passionate and insane" and we locked eyes after reading each other's shirts. That's my sister.

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