Simon Tugwell

Pleased for Kane. Clear winner given his success. Simon getting ahead of Raya is a puzzling one. Judged across the same period as Kane has, then Raya beats Simon hands down.

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When your pelvic floor is weak.

Now if you'd listen to 909's commentary, you'd think we'd been poor.

Time to answer the call again folks. 2027 planning starts here!!

Como scored some cracking goals.

Manchester football in disgrace right now.

Vardy at Burnley?? C*nt²

When you're looking for a certain fruit-bearing tree in the coffee family...

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How is I that I can get a train to London and a hotel for two nights that's cheaper than driving to Cardiff and staying one night?

Maybe they should suffer the same years of famine as they have spent feasting? Impose lower caps on wages, revenues, attendances to make them function like clubs in lower leagues do in order to stay afloat. Learn how to do it fairly and rebuild.

That Pampers advert is so sickly-sweet. Absolutely butchers The Real Thing's 'You to me are everything' , particularly with the pronunciation of "Baby". Awful stuff.

Koreans having a gander at everyone having a piss.

Is your Függöny Perfect??

First request for Glastonbury work today. Possibly a new record 🤣

Amazon wankers. Can show Citeh last night but the mighty Gunners are on TNT.

: László Bíró in 1938

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Reminds me of the time @bobmort.bsky.social claimed he got his johnson out in front of the Bayeux Tapestry.

Dreamt I was shopping in M&S with Josh Homme. We were looking for Champagne.

Struggling to work out why Jenrick would single out these three Commonwealth countries rather than, say, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, whose citizens have exactly the same rights. It’s a head-scratcher.

SEND THEM TO COVENTRY!!!!

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Back again.

Wouldn't Batman's stuff be covered in guano, or does Alfred just constantly be cleaning it up?

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Are Liverpool transfers now going to be next-day?

Moisture from the sky!!!

Amazon selling eclipse glasses that arrive after the event. Still only another 50+ years to wait till you get to use them 🤦‍♂️

B1's over Somerset. No transponder.

When you've done your pelvic floors.

PM's KC2 plane went over earlier after refuelling a couple of Typhoons off of Portland. Serves as a multi-role aircraft.

Rooney chatting like he's handed-in his notice 🤣

Watched the man the entire way. Cannot argue that he was after the ball.

Argentines are so anti-football it's unreal. Fouls, diving, roughhousing. Don't seem to have any other strategy.

Whatever is in Martinez's hair just looks like bird shit.

3 French colleagues in my working group since February. Was saying on Friday that this would have been a tight game 🫣

Arsenal DNA absolutely pulsing through this side.

Olly Murs to come on for the second half?

Rice looking good and fit out there. Did the physios put him in a bowl of mobile phones?

Somewhere Ian Broudie is updating the lyrics to Three Lions...

And that hopefully should be the end of Pickford.

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Don't jump the boards again Hendo.