singlets, wam, lego :)

hopefully, tonight, I won't be too tired to wank. I'm getting grouchy from not enough sunlight, not enough broccoli, and not enough ejaculation.

"Netflix and Chills" had me chuckling to myself. And yes, I *do* feel like another rewatch of Castlevania.

hot coffee shop barista definitely made my morning train to the office more enjoyable. nice coffee too.

another day, another hot nerd on google meet/zoom. he has such lovely eyes (but not the best* tatts). what a shame we have a follow up call next week… * the sort that makes me jumble words up as i go in a AuDHD moment

Time for some breathing exercises to wind down after such an eventful day! uwu A new page of my gay wasteland raider BL webcomic, GodSpit, is up! You can read it on Tapas and WT but check out the uncensored ver on Patreon if you want it exxxtra spicy >:3 — 🔥 patreon.com/kxllHydra 🔥

still very much into orcish Fjall in Witcher Blood Origins.

tonight's masturbatory session was about four minutes longer than Górecki's Symphony № 3. it was load 83 on the jizzboxers and took a few minutes to come down from. a delightful hour.

I'm not having a good time with remote controls lately. first i lost the fan's (probably fell into the bin by mistake and got thrown out) and then when flipping the mattress yesterday i lost the battery cover for the tv zapper.

phone reminding me i own singlets. just not been in the mood to wear any lately (i think there's about 80-100 in the collection)

Nice 90min bate dipping my dong directly into the albolene tub. still spilt some jizz over the side when i went to grab my cleanup rag. was too into it to take pics. took a few mins of recovery too.

jizzrag boxers now with 80+ loads on them. they were still damp from Sunday's wank. starting to not dry even after a few days. ready to give them away to a non-bad-type-of-weird weirdo in my followers/following soon.

may have been caught eye-banging the finance bro (yes, i know i am one too) on the train home earlier. braces, cufflinks, nice white shirt. sternum tattoo of a crown poking out from the unbuttoned shirt top. beard, and fuckyes muscles.

why oh why has patreon shittified with crap i really can't be arsed with.

I hardly ever use the tube/lizzie line but erm, surely they have gheys in marketing…

two weeks left in the current office if i can tempt anyone with shower room piss based fun.

hum. post-work drinks and a before-my-time former employee arrives. a gay. but can't find him on insta. this is weird, as i thought we were all connected somehow.

As two of you may remember, I like to use the office showers at least once for some piss play… we're moving at the end of the month so anyone wanna come to ec4a?

Deadlift ain't fuckin' around(but he wants to fuck around hehe) A new page of my post apocalyptic BL comic, GodSpit, is up! Patrons get to read the exxxtra spicy version and are 5 pages ahead of public updates! — 🔥 patreon.com/kxllHydra 🔥

Now I've seen it, it's so bloody obvious Talamasca was filmed in Manchester, not London.

@bravodelta9.bsky.social i still miss dopplr dot com from almost 20 years ago… that was so far ahead of its time.

75 loads now (well an hour ago) on the jizzbox.

that was a tiring week.

Matthew Bourne's Car Man at Sadler's Well tonight was a delight. broccoli twink, the willies, dancing, xylophone, orchestra, cast, scenery, staging. all awesome. want to go again

75 loads on my jizzboxers.

Moby at Greenwich was awesome. glad i went even if it was on my tod. Music was awesome. Fell in lust with a beautiful tall beardy mans. But he didn't notice/wasn't into me. Saved 50% waiting 30mins and using bolt over uber. feet hurt. now for the sugar to wear off.

sweaty wank. hair still sweaty from it. stupid humid weather. and 26.4° in the bedroom even with fans on and window open.

(any recs for better photo editors, the crop tool in mosaic is pants)

Amazon sending me push notifications like this… are they telling me i need more WAM/Slime/gunge fun?

the crows are sqwaking most satisfactorily.

any of you doing the Ministry of Sound at the RAH on Friday?