Joe Spaceman, PDF

I would like the nerds in my life that I’ve chosen on MY OWN to watch a marvel property tonight.

Who let I be Monday again?!

These Democrats need to write shorter texts. I’m not reading a novel!

Your favorite muppet says a lot about you. (Mine is not ms piggy)

Yes Toyota. Save Butts on Threats!

I want pumpkin trash bag full of leaves Halloween back.

Therapist talk today: why do I get broken up with. But I am never the breaker?!

Merry FCF!

My rehab friends are making me go see a scary movie. Pray for me.

Did you remember? 🎶🎵

Guess who got a call back to be an extra on Chicago Fire! Fingers Crossed!

Remind me to wear less colorful thongs when I wear short shorts at the gym.

Just checking in making sure it’s mostly Penises over here.

I hate to say it, but I have a crush on an ER nurse I met this year after a long time . But have no clue how to find him

Starting Spooky Season early with Practical Magic 1.

After how many months does it become “gay in theory, not in practice?”

It’s wild that a millennial can tell you exactly where they were when a teacher rolled in the 9/11 tv. Mine:

Apparently the trade works out at 2pm these days.

Filling out forms as never married vs single can kinda be a blow to the ego.

The worst part about a celebrity dying is when the streaming services suddenly push all of their dead celebrity content.

Nobody has asked me into a RPG because they’re just not prepared for the depths of my imagination.

I would interrupt too often to be good at TTRP.

Learning that people actually care about me has been a hard swallow for me. I always assumed nobody wanted me. Thanks rehab!

I don’t need a late summer romance, I just need a repeat makeout bro.

How am I this tired on Market Days Monday without doing anything last night? ::yawn::

The urge to get on a gay dating app for attention tonight is real.

How does one get on a gay boat in Chicago? It’s been over 13 years and I’m still dry docked.

You can smell the body dismorphia.

Got to the gym, looks like all the Market Days boys have been dipped in a vat of testosterone.

My Market Days plans?

Maybe we need a Stormaganza to reset the timeline.

These sex dreams are getting too hot.

It’s wild how I spent July making meaningful connections with 4 straight men. 3 of which live in the more rural parts of Illinois.

God it feels good to be back around the gays.

35 Days 170 Classes 105 Coke Zeros 5 Taco Tuesdays

Can’t wait get back to Chicago and get back into my gym/food routine. 💖

For once my insurance pulls through and approves full coverage for my addiction treatment! Yay!

I forgot how much penis was over here.

I always thought “the trimmer slipped” beard guys where joking. Until today. Yikes.