🎃 lauren 2 ghosts 🎃

guess i gotta add the city of toronto to this shit too

i think. like ok if i ever fucked up so bad my eighth grade teacher posted up on a street corner to literally picket my behavior. i mean i would simply kill myself like that’s all there is to it

made up a guy: can only get off when he's on jury duty

therapist asking you what you meant exactly when you said bing bong fuck my life

i should commission them to draw my cats

oh shit. oh fuck. hide the.. hide everything.

lofty pursuits uploaded a new video today! they make some pretty good candy

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

perhaps british columbia needed to eat shit so brazil and serbia could fly

aaaaaaah get it out of my skin

disappearing into a lab for several years and emerging with a concept: transgender bioware

can love bloom even on a battlefield? shit, probably, man, but that's kind of a weird question.

building and selling a machine on the premise that it mixes eggs any way you like, provided that the appropriate recipe chemistry is developed first

my therapist: the big ronald mcdonald cookie isn't real, he can't hurt you. the big ronald mcdonaldland cookie:

david eby you've dumbassed for the last time, dumbass

world class city? well, we've got world class poverty

cooking some food but thinking about more stickers to print

anyways. today's stickers.

due to budgetary constraints, life no longer finds a way

the weather is a bit cooler now and the birds have gotten the word. they're heading south in their loose chevrons

the beef experience

i suddenly have an urgent need to print some stickers that look like a windows xp coe sticker with the FCKGW key on it

there are too many rapists in the headlines and not enough dead in a ditch