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WHO WANTS TO HELP REXY PAY RENT WHILE SHE'S UNEMPLOYED opening up two single-character commission slots, get 'em while they're hot!

sisqo writing the song about how butts are good in thongs: i'm thinking this key change should feel like the end of the world and the birth of a new future

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gorilla with a jetpack, and a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

*paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you *paws at you* can i icicle crash you

thinking about that crazy toy story snes music and how it sounds exactly like toby fox music and realizing deltarune is a game about your toys coming to life

RIP

I am working with venture capital investors to fund the development of a beam that makes Cassie Iscariot real. If that doesn’t work I’ll just wander around Ridgewood for half an hour and find three trans women who are exactly like her in every way except the part where she’s a goat

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

some of these replies got me slamming my head into concrete I fear

me: i wish there was a pokemon that launched its children from its head like missiles dragapult:

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

truly never know what my clients will ask me to draw #transformers #muppets

guy who insists die hard is a halloween movie because hans gruber scares him

The reason Weird Al never did a parody of Thriller was CHOOSE YOUR OWN JOKE For "manga hadn't caught on in America yet, so the term 'filler' wasn't as common", turn to page 9. For "nobody wanted a song about Barney Miller", turn to page 14.

Nobody ever told me this movie was dope as shit. Ten stars.

He loves the new couch so much

Watching In the Mouth of Madness. Had no idea Ra's al Ghul and the Riddler were both in this.

Me too, buddy, me too.

It's absolutely wild how this movie is praised by people who saw it in theaters when they were 10, and nobody else. They talk about it in the same breath as Back to the Future and Indiana Jones. It's the ultimate 80s guy flick.

I keep hearing 80s guys go "There should be a Goonies cartoon!" and "How come we never got a Goonies sequel?" and then I saw the movie and it's just the most nothing film.

it's weird that, being who i am, i've never made a dinobot oc until now. better late than never i guess! #transformers #maccadam

PUB SOMEDAY PUB ALWAYS

USING IT WRONG

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 25,1947

Amazing soundtrack, tons of great performances, and it is still funny as fuck that the scary monster lizards are played by the cutest little beardies ever

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" feels weird cuz it's so recent and i'm not really a part of the culture but

draft check saturday

gotta speak my truth. gotta be a "science ruined my childhood" girl for just one second. "stenonychosaurus" is such a swag downgrade from "troodon". paleontology version of this.

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

ME WHEN IM UNEMPLOYED: yeah maybe ill watch a movie eventually. whatever. ME WHEN IM EMPLOYED: i need to watch every movie ever made. before it's too late. and they all get deleted.

felt nostalgic so im watching holes and it's amazing how well this holds up. earth kitt is crazy good as always.

it's weird that, being who i am, i've never made a dinobot oc until now. better late than never i guess! #transformers #maccadam

Treat

"Now she has clothes."

Of all of David Naughton's acting roles, I have to say my favorite was his episode of Seinfeld where he played "guy who instantly hates Jerry Seinfeld"

santa claus is more of a dc character, whereas dracula is definitely marvel. what the fuck am i talking about.

Friday.

when billy and mandy are mean to grim

Dungeon Meshi has such good subtle storytelling. Here we have Falin coming back to life covered in hot sauce, foreshadowing her becoming a chicken.