Skeletired

if somebody posts AI you can flood the comments with this

They idea of Ken Paxton and Elon Musk doing whatever they want in Texas is pretty awful.

AI

why would you go on live TV if this is the best you can do?

Wildwood making so little on its opening weekend makes me sad. I hope it's only because so many families were doing Halloween stuff.

MAGA became blind to everything evil and it can't be understood in any terms other than ignorance, propaganda, and cult dynamics.

The 10yo has decided he wants to have normal plain clothes and backpack "like all the other kids"... not characters and stuff. Had a chat about not erasing yourself just to fit in... but that I will help him get whatever he needs to be comfortable and be himself.

Republicans couldn't define communism with unlimited lifelines.

My real weekend is Monday morning in the 30 minutes between dropping the kids at school and going to work. That's when I get to catch my breath.

When he dies we're all tying balloons to our cars. Millions of us. It will be instantly visible how much he was hated. Keep balloons in your car. Be ready.

nobody believes this creature wants fair voting

Trump's BS soaks up so much attention while people like Jared Kushner and Russ Vought and Trump's children are out there doing billions of dollars in non-stop financial crimes without any worry of punishment. We need to fix that.

I love the illustration/animation style of "Hilda" on NETFLIX.

FORTUNE COOKIE Donald Trump's racism, ignorance and greed will be referred to as a "controversial style" by news stories the day he dies completely blurring all the suffering he personally caused.

Sorry to be a party pooper but there are still millions of 22yo dudes playing games at 3am sharing right wing propaganda, fertilizing bigotry & stewing in toxic bro memes. They're still here & they're going to vote against everything they still think is "too woke". And they don't respond to polls.

FORTUNE COOKIE Post throttled for repetitive style.

Awesome. Tax THE FUCK out of those companies.

FORTUNE COOKIE There is no later. Later is an illusion.

Russ Vought is the scary conservative fascist guy we need to be most worried about. He's evil and smart... at least smart enough to know he needs shadows to do the evil work in.

FORTUNE COOKIE A robot will eat you.

Walter Chang, Tremors

A dad at our partied yelled out to his son and daughter as they ran to the bouncy castle: "Don't embarrass your brother!" Everybody cringed. This is a big part of the problem.

Need a smile on your face - take a quick break and enjoy watching President Obama and his family jamming out to Stevie Wonder. “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” Don’t you miss the man and his joyous humanity.

Save this. She will be redeemed for asking this.

"You say you're an introvert but you're very easy to talk to." Yeah my trick is that I just keep asking you questions about stuff you like, and if you ask about me, I turn it back to you after one sentence, and I do that for hours, and at the end I have to walk 2 miles by myself to recharge.

when the Republicans retain the the House and Senate despite everything

Kushner moves the worst of the money for Donald. Prove me wrong.

The next Democratic power swing needs to act like a fire department, a police department and a construction crew simultaneously, because we got a fire, an arson, and nowhere to sleep at night.

I feel like a thing we all share is that we're all struggling to know where to put our feelings in a place that they can be fully acknowledged, then all learning gradually though age and wisdom that there is no such place, we are our own main audience and the intensity rarely lands outside self.

It's he shitting or cumming or stroking out or wtf this thing should not be president.

Knowing that suffering and loss are a reflection of joy and love does not help know where to put the grief.

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

So sick of lady bugs

This is bigoted yes but let's even say it's true... doesn't that mean we should let ppl escape it? Help them escape it?

FORTUNE COOKIE Lucky number 17

Did anyone else work at McDonald's in the 90s and do that prank on your coworkers where you put condoms on the fountain drink heads then fill them up and leave em hanging there before you leave

FORTUNE COOKIE You'll find $20 but not a $20 bill

FORTUNE COOKIE His funeral is April 7th. Yeah, that guy.

FORTUNE COOKIE You're pregnant.

FORTUNE COOKIE The expensive camera you bought last year was damaged in the closet by a leaky battery.

FORTUNE COOKIE A zipper will hurt you today.

FORTUNE COOKIE Your voter registration was deleted in the PHP drama.

FORTUNE COOKIE There's a 500 foot sinkhole under your house.

Cool pickup, did you have that last month when I asked you to help me move?

I get why mail voting exists and if you trust it, cool, but it seems crazy to put your votes in a box and hope the people with no legal or moral boundaries will bring it to the right place, unsupervised.