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My favorite Tom Skerritt moment comes from Steel Magnolias, "Boy, give me the sports." Thanks for sharing your talents with us.

I think I'll donate my body to astro physics. That sounds like more fun. #NeilDeGrasseTyson #StarTalk #Astrophysics #WeAreStarStuff #ScienceHumor

Huge fan of your work and thanks for sharing your talents with us. Rest in peace Noah Adams. #NoahAdams #RememberingNoahAdams #NPR #AllThingsConsidered #PublicRadio

I dropped my ballot off at the drop box this morning. Zero GOP members made my cut and nobody upped the price of a vote from $5k to $250k so yeah, GO social democrats! #NoKings #NoKingsVoteEarly #IVoted #Vote2026 #DemocracyMatters #NoExcuses

I peg your pardon! I assure you, I am chalanting about a lot things at the moment.

In love with this photo by Juan Sebastian Lopez / EyeEm. "Do not underestimate the power of wide open spaces." = me, I said that

To all the Dylan Larkin haters: “How dare you treat your employment relationship like an employment relationship.” That's what you sound like. All of you. #LGRW #RedWings #RedWings #NHL #Detroit

Love this for us.

What if, hear me out, what if we stopped dividing along the haves and the have-nots, and instead let's work on separating the intelligent from the stupid. And maybe make it illegal to hold office or be a judge while stupid.

Why study history if you're just going to repeat all the stupid mistakes? And if you decide to study history anyway, you get to sit back and watch as stupid people keep making the same mistakes over and over again. Instead of removing immigrants, maybe we should try removing the stupid.

Republicans return to tough-on-crime message before difficult midterm elections. As long as the crime is done by poor people they'll be tough you. If you're rich and do crime they put on the cover of financial magazine and tell you how awesome you are at, oh I don't know raping kids evidently.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor takes police to court over Epstein files arrest Because he's pissed off he's the only one?

Men are often scary wrong about stuff.

Love this one. Rape the assholes back in the voting booth.

Hey, serious question: How much money does it take to be completely immune to any prosecution at any time, in any country? Because that's a sweet deal. And now it turns out you can steal 40 million, get caught, pay your pittance of a fine and pay to get a pardon from the bloated orange idiot.

"You can shoot them in elementary schools, you can rape them at ANY age, but we draw the line at letting them play sports without me looking at genitalia! Purely for good reasons mind you." - the christian, right, maga, bloated, orange, idiot lovers evidently

After searching for the most expensive neighborhoods in LA, I ran across this, and it struck me funny, as I've currently been unemployed for a year now.

Ken Paxton Caught Privately Trashing Trump in Leaked Audio. Because it's the current national past-time.

White House misspelled United States in 'super intelligence' accord. Because, of course, it did. National embarrassment that the bloated orange idiot and all his sick-o-phants are.

Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey and Newt Gingrich to help Pentagon with warfare initiative, Hegseth says. Exactly the team I thought he'd pick for his 'Merica Force. Why China hasn't invaded yet I'll never know.

All you really need to know aboot all these cameras like flock is that they are suing the shit out of anybody who publishes maps to their locations.

Hegseth is set to announce more cuts to the military’s general and admiral ranks You know they're not going to walk to jail right?

You can build a mansion, but you just can't live in it You're the fastest runner, but you're not allowed to win Some break the rules, and let you count the cost The insecurity is the thing that won't get lost - Howard Jones

Want to read something astonishing? Go to Wikipedia and search: Business projects of Donald Trump in Russia Bloated orange idiot a huge Russian asset and there's no point in denying it. The whole family needs to be in prison.

When the truth becomes your enemy you blame the journalists.

Legit news outlets are reporting: FBI Warns Women Are Pretending to Be Tradwives to Catfish and Dox ICE Plot twist they're not women. Well not all of them anyway. ICE bros are feckless idiots on the stupid express to Hatetown and deserve EVERY LEGAL THING we can throw at them to ruin their day.

From NPR: Air pollution spiked after the Trump administration stopped embassy monitoring. Yeah we should prolly make a list of those who chose to harm the environment rather than expose a mad man. You know, for criminal prosecution and such.

Kash Patel struggles to explain why bestiality was dropped as FBI disqualification. Indeed, it is rare that people forget the old wisdoms. Kash "Can't look at you straight" Patel was told at an early age that it "takes one to know one" so "fox lies for entertainment" can spin this better now.

Still my favorite, one beautiful morning it will be different.

Tick-tock you bloated, feckless, idiot. The countdown to your jail time is about to hit zero you complete and total piece of orange human feces.

This is how horrible you have to be to piss off a Canadian. Threaten Quebec’s language, Ontario’s auto jobs, and the country’s sovereignty simultaneously. Then tell everyone Canada reneged.

Oh your god what the hell happened to reddit? “Please install our surveillance-and-ad-delivery appliance, or stop contributing to the community that creates our product.”

Who did what now?

More, please. Lots more.

Ka-Fvck! Read the room you GOP idiots.

In case you're wondering how badly this is going to go for the bloated orange idiot, I saw this today from reddit user "joeshill". BOHICA fatso!

I knew a guy in my squadron who went around telling jokes and riddles but he'd walk away before the punch line and it would drive us insane. I found one of the biggest puzzles he left me with. "What do you call a cow that had an abortion?" Decaffeinated. I know but this one had been plaguing me.

HEY! Hey!, Ho! Ho!, Corporate Dems have GOT to GO! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!, Social Dems are the way to go!

HEY StoopId people in the USA, yes you idiot, your fight is NOT left vs right! It's bottom vs the top 1%. Stop being an idiot and actually cast a vote that will make your lives better. Or don't, IDC, I'm moving to France. Fuck this place.

Why are they drudging up the distant past? Fauchi? Now Ms. Clinton? What's next, Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton fiercely clashed over the direction of the young nation. How about we look into that one again. They drove Washington to almost quitting.

Kash Patel is watching you. (❍⁠_⚆⁠⁠)

Passing this along. Good energy spoken plainly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYiU...

I wonder what they tell the bloated orange idiot when athletes and famous people refuse a whitehouse invitation?

It can happen at any time. I'm in no rush but I sincerely hope to still be alive when the bloated orange idiot dies in jail and all of those suck ups cleaning the shit out of his ass have to face a jury trail for crimes against, well let's face it, everybody.

Rest in peace Randolph Mantooth. Awesome actor, epic handle.

OK, let's be honest here. This woman has the chance to do what nobody else in history ever did or ever will get to do again and get away with it; kick the POTUS square in the jewels. www.reuters.com/business/med...

They claim their labors are to build a heaven, yet their heaven is populated by horrors. - Alan Moore

There is not a frickin' thing going on in his life that hasn't turned or is turning to shit. Ignorant, stupid, bloated, orange colored for some reason, idiot.

The bloated orange idiot and Israel's war in Iran is proof that folly and evil go hand in hand.

Happy birthday USA. Wish it wasn't such a sad occasion. Even back then they knew if you fucked up SO badly someone like the bloated orange idiot would get into office. "Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing." - John Stuart Mill, 1867