Some Asshole

Dudes would rather name Guys than go to therapy. Like Darren Sproles

I want a Sherlock that looks like a saxophone so I can rock out with Steve Winwood whence smonking in my carhole

OUT OF THE BASEPATH

Holy shit that’s the smallest man I’ve ever seen get out of a huge truck. Lofl

It’s a shame I didn’t go to this Dave’s Picks 60 show but I was 6 days old

So the same lady who asked Ai about her daughter also claims to have an Ai daughter that she created after possibly fucking some other Ai chatbot

Last week I was struggling with what felt like an impossible task, so I asked Ai to create three (3) bullet points on what I should get Kelli for her birthday today. I like cracking a hard problem, but I was overwhelmed with the complexity of potential answers. So, I asked My Ass™️, and within minut

I will never block you. I will never mute you. I need your chaos in my life.

thinking about putting some granola in a cuppa yogurt @chivon2go.bsky.social

[October 27th, 1986] Elton John at the Sebel Town House today after his arrival in Sydney

@ixothial.bsky.social happy friggin birthday!!!

OMWTFYB

Can’t believe phish released music people have already heard. The audiocity

Hoosk her do? In this economy?

postin hog? Or hogly postin?

Babe, come quick! The Usain Bolt taint commercial is on again!

BEARS

let your brother smack em around a little, you're not playing with em

If you like boring nerd dad games (hell yeah) Blue Prince is on sale in the PlayStation Store for 40% off right meow

I like my gasoline like I like my women. Nose-flaring aroma, 87, unleaded

A Tamatha Krantz just called me and I thought it said Tammy Krapz

I think I can say now that Roddy Ho is one of my favorite characters.

Yes, I guess I jizzed to it But it's alright🎶

October the 22nd be with you

Caleb Wilson, Chicago Bulls

This summer…Chris Pratt is…Fucking Stupid

My Ass™️has escaped containment

Gonna roll this fuckin convoy across the USAAAAAAA

That game will do nothing to fix the societal unease in Paris

Remember when the 9ers owner got jacked off in an Ohio trailer park for a hundred bucks a couple months ago?

Love a muff

Sex Pest, woo-oo

🎼Carry on my weird dick sonnnnn