Flook Skunderthoon

DragonWurst Their logo is a bun with a dragon’s head at one end and dragon’s tail at the other.

How close to the speed of light did you come in your journey from riches to rags?

Coke squirt Animal squint Animal tarantella jump Over the top Of the acoustic Stump Darkness falls Dusk animals Modulate up One half step

I got covid and flu vaccine FYRFKJR

Rough day yesterday- Our dog Nigel passed away. Our good friend Leo went into hospice. Weird 2 losses 1 day

Today’s alias Faloon Skullpepper

I forget why I opened this app or what I was going to write but I remember you giving a camel an apple when we got a tour of the back of the zoo. Its prehensile lips were rather goofy, I could not imagine riding the beast.

My brother taught me how to shoplift and break into schools In the theatre he told me to scream “Fuck” while the other kids were cheering. He died at the age of 41 from AIDS, heroin addiction, and alcoholic organ failure. He was gay and hung out in gay bath houses in San Francisco in the 80s.

Black Sunday 1961 Scared me

9 to 5 The daily grind Made up lies make up my mind Same machine consuming me consuming you - Bryan Ferry

Yes, I trained a tribe of fairies to rebuild my 64 Ford pickup.

I voted today against rhe red plague

Remember to tie something to you head occasionally

New genre of German punk- country Schnitzel-Twang

Mammy Yokum gets a chainsaw for Halloween

I can’t eat eggs anymore because they gross me out. I can’t stand that slime feeling. I had some nitrile gloves but they’s all used up.

I had an appointment with a sleep doctor whose office is at the huge medical center. I went without any support of walking stick for the first time. There are boatloads of hallways. I did it. I felt weak a couple of times but didn’t stop or lean on anything. I guess there’s a possibility of hope.

Went to carl’s junior the burger was inedibly dry Expensive. Never again.

Oh yeah I’m better off than dead, better than a rooster on a hot tin shed. Skating on a road of glass beneath the famous Matisse overpass in the city where we are taxed for our pity and harassed for our compassion. Oh yeah, Can’t touch me, I’m better off than dead.

my crew. late 70s

Those long, lanky steps with your rectilinear pelvis conducting the groove as the see-thru skateboards of your entourage set the mood for the Brood, too close to be a clan, but you are their pop deity, no one can touch you but your fans cry for a chance to smell you or touch your bare arm.

Who is Daddy's Little Buckaroo

Halloween is coming

La-di-da yelled the owner of the folderol machine. Dude was way too loud but I needed one of his chocolate chip fortune cookies. His wife wrote the fortunes which were invariably clever, wise, insightful, and funnier than a chimp with a banjo.

You are the bunji cord of my tremulous, ever falling love bridge

While scratching an itch I began to twitch My brain began to slide My eyes I wished to hide as I teetered on the rim of a Grand Canyon of uncertainty wishing only for a sturdy burro to haul me and my various disorders away from the brink.

My sister could shrink me so small I could ride on a paper airplane. I got so small I could juggle butter molecules. She made a mistake bringing me back and that’s why I have such huge feet. No hard feelings. She’s not a witch. She’s an elementary particle technician.

You need to shut the fuck up and get physical therapy for your jaw.

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Today’s alias Lioncrab Penguinfuss

There was always one joker who would stick a red Sharpie into the pencil sharpener.

Watching diseased crack house makeovers

2050 AD “Bryan Ferry’s a genius, vinyl or not!” He’s dead… He’s still a genius!

The sarcastic and cynical sometimes go to far and end in Snarkmoor prison.

Yowumby Kastoonj

He cheats at Moronopoly

My new glasses. Plus an opportunity for you to see how magnificently handsome a Geezoid can be.

Jackie and the Rhythm Sluice 1st album; Snowbound in Hell Tracklist 1. You rabbit snared my heart 2. Lack of Integrity Blues 3. Alley cat with a baseball bat 4. Meet Me in the Shed 5. Art Deco Drollery 6. An Embarrassment of Glitches 7. Too Clever for My Own Damn Good 8. Like a Swollen Thumb

“I thought the car would be black ,” I heard my mother say as they slammed the doors and drove me away.

I think about my kidneys a lot. I’m Renal Attentive.

On the one side, we are threatened by rapacious, syphilitic, barbaric, rabid wild boars who are stupid, cruel, greedy and have zero heart. But it’s okay- we are protected by a fierce tribe of lawyer rabbits

It’s a gorj morn. Thinking of the Paul Simon song Sunny Day. I suggest you listen to it.

Back in early 70s we had National Lampoon magazine. Magnificent Irreverence. And funny. There was an article called “Caked Joy Rag”.

Whenever I post graphic images they are mine. From my heyday of the early 2000s when I had Illustrator and photoshop.

Palace of Malice

I’ve got one word for you: Thighs

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter. Maybe that’s what they’re after Laughing at how many they starve and the terrible gravestones they carve for them