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Feels like Trump has entered his county fair era. x.com/atrupar/stat...

A new unit of time measurement has entered the chat.

So neither Zacharia nor Hegseth can pass a bar?

Does @ms.now have a merch page yet? And are the I <3 Free Speech sweaters on it?

The recorder’s office texted me that my ballot went out today!

If we planted a story in MAGA circles that scientists have developed a vaccine for gender dysphoria, would it confuse them into a meltdown?

I don’t deny that @macfarlanenews.bsky.social does important work. But his resemblance to Guy Smiley is unnerving.

@gtconway.bsky.social Wait, it’s GIULIANI who thinks 86 is Deep Six??? This whole administration is a Jimmy Breslin novel.

@jonlemire.bsky.social I really need someone to mention *on air* that Trump is conflating “86” with “deep six” in the Comey case. Much in the same way that he thinks asylum seekers are mental patients, Trump’s limited grasp of vocabulary is driving policy.

Can’t wait to see that Qatari behemoth mothballed in the boneyard down the street.

There was a time the Department of Defense looked for people who excelled at chess, not Fortnite.

Given that US currency can only depict non-living POTUes, will there be a lottery to select the person to make him eligible? www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Er…is Pete Hegseth advocating gender-affirming care for the military? apnews.com/article/hegs...

Theory: Trump’s circle has to use very simple terms to explain complex concepts to him. He then loudly shouts the simple part as it’s all he understands. Hence, “This plane is sus AF and presents a clear and present national security threat” becomes “I’M NUMBER ONE!”

Mika Brzezinski only believes women when it’s convenient.

Mitch McConnell is now Schrödinger’s Senator.

At this point, Trump’s gonna eat those presentation turkeys in November. Raw. On camera.

Are all these Trump guys advocating a repeal of the 19th Amendment because we’re more likely to vote for the bear?

Is the perpetrator of GashGate 2026 the same one who “vandalized” the Rose Garden last year? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

When justice arrives, I want the National Park Service to reclaim Mar-a-lago.

It was several hours after seeing Is God Is that I realized there were no Caucasians with lines in the entire film. DIDN’T MISS ‘EM. Filmmakers: give us more stories without clears. Turns out we’re optional for effective storytelling.

Michaels has announced a 72 hour waiting period to buy decorative seashells. Opponents to the new policy issued a statement reading, “When cowries are outlawed, only outlaws will have cowries.”

67 Todd Blanche.

I feel like the elder abuse whispers are going to start in a few days.

If he thinks Diet Coke kills cancer, what kind of cancer that we haven’t been told about is he trying to kill?

Journalists and pundits: PLEASE stop calling him a “madman.” He likes that; it sounds dangerous. Instead, call him “feeble-minded.” It’s more accurate.

I dunno if he still hate watches the other cable news outlets, but I bet he really hates being called “feeble.”

For someone who allegedly speaks five languages, she seems not well-versed in reading one of them.

I’m running for Governor of Phillydilly. As Governor, I will represent ALL Phillydillians to deliver results over rhetoric. YOUR voice. OUR state. ONE Phillydilly.

2/2) I want to highlight this exchange where Guinan (Whoopi Goldberg) says Resistance Isn't Futlie - which is the spirit of #NoKings:

Karoline doesn’t know what “decimate” means.

I bet he haaaaates being called “feeble.”

Cuba is not a thirteen year old girl, Donald. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Timeline Cleanse ! open.spotify.com/playlist/6vI...

Eins Luftballon.

Super Bowl: Powerful but uneven. The act that played between Green Day and Bad Bunny was super boring. I don’t know why they came back for that really long encore.