Jean Bison

Every morning I read the news and then clock in for my shift at:

Heeeeyyyy pretty llama - Peruvian furry Johnny Bravo

You might think that if an evil mummy tried to crash the cargo plane that was transporting them it would be very loud but... sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

♪ I'm jacking jacking off my penis with you ♪ - Bob "Mutual Masturbation" Marley

Lead singer of Rusted Root when asked how monkeys live: "Simian Way"

Madonna as an FBC agent reporting on the paranatural nature of clubs

I love my coworker who always pronounces URL like the name Earl. I assume this is true blue computer old guy behaviour

i'd also like to take this opportunity to encourage NEW VIEWERS to check out the stream! everybody says it about their own stream but truly, our chat is fantastic and we have an extremely good time

The way Jedi Survivors structures all the ability unlocks around flashbacks is so goofy. Cal Kestis is constantly encountering obstacles and then thinking "oh yeah, I already know how to do this"

Cal Kestis having a mid-air flashback to the time he learned to double jump: A double jump, I can do

When will marvel bring Johnny Ohm to the MCU?

Werewolf is celibate 😢

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering

trying to remember the lyrics to I Am the Walrus and failing badly

The Quiet Year is now back in stock no matter where you live! The Quiet Year is an award-winning map-making game about building community after the collapse. It comes in a little box with everything you need to play. And it's back in stock in the US! store.buriedwithoutceremony.com/products/the...

"I'm going Mars mode. I'm in my Volta era" - guy who's listening to The Mars Volta today

I probably think about the Arctic Alive map nearly every time I consult an in game map

Run Button's Arctic Alive LP with me, @ali-online.bsky.social and @notquitereal.bsky.social will be 10 years old next month. if you haven't see it, it's really fun. great LP imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koqu...

Would you still love me if I spent the deep hours of the night pacing through rooms that don't exist? If I changed around dragging the chains I forged in life that I now wear in death??

I should know so so much less about the sex lives of American media figures

Once again, the game awards have snubbed Simon Thatham's Puzzles

This is how you remind me to make love to a man - gay chad kroeger

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Lmao why did the dodgers organist just play the twin peaks theme

The ruins of Pompeii

♪ You would not believe your eyes If ten million little guys Were sucking dick as you fell asleep ♪

Another day, another opportunity to comment "This is so important 🙏" on the Where Is The Love music video

There's a lot of horrendous stuff coming out of the UK, but they have also produced a whole lot of old guys making weird music in their basments for tens of YouTube views

We went wrong as a society when we stopped naming computers after what they go on top of

New business idea I can hopefully get into production for the holiday season: Elf on the shelf, but whenever you put it on something it screams "this house is a FUCKING nightmare!" from that one vine

Taking a quiet, mindful epilogue at the urinal so I don't cross paths with the dude currently washing his hands

Going on a john wick rampage thought the whole edutainment industry because of a dead sea monkey

She's not tapping on my sign til I make me

She don't on my make me til I tap the sign

She tap on my sign til I don't make me

I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky I could be purple, I could be nurple, I could be anything you like

The ruins of pompeii

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