Slam Dunkley

*whispers*……. I’d think about bringing Camara off the bench when Shaedon and Jrue are back.

A jury of my peers fr fr.

The city needed this man. Like, just needed something to be happy about.

Lol this team is winning the chip and then adding Dame this offseason. Cronin masterclass.

Meh. I will update this to 55-27.

Grant off the bench fucks

Joe Cronin fucking cooked.

Announce the Jerami Grant trade next

I love this fucking frog

#ripcity

The Portland Trail Blazers

mlb to pdx confirmed

Marcus Mariota my beautiful 32 year old Hawaiian Son

Great day to log off

HOW BOUT THOSE PACKERS?!

Just about shit my pants

If the @trailblazers.bsky.social get rid of the uniform sash I’m gonna lose it

Scoot and Shaedon and Jrue and Dame

Look I don’t know if this sequence is true but there’s probably a reason this all came out as soon as he fucked with the money

Yang and Dame gonna save Portlands economy

Goddamnit I just realized I’m gonna have to buy Addidas shit again to match my Dame’s

Blazers pretty clearly trying to set themselves up to participate in the Giannis sweepstakes.

I like, really needed this.

Now this I’ll become a weeb for

Maybe I just want Dame back because it would be nice to have something happen that makes me happy

I was spending time with the people who love me. Is dame a blazer yet?

I’d support the big beautiful bill if it made Dame come home

#soon

“Welllp, 9:30 pm, time to call it!” I’m fucking furious.

Free agency opens and Joe Cronin is getting the best sleep of his life, maintaining a healthy work-life balance, and seeing his family. I’m sick.

Blazer

Sleepy Joe, sign Guerschon Yabusele

My son.

Good luck to our brave men and women as they deploy into Iran 🤝

Cronin is refreshing Reddit like the rest of us.

Announce the Jerami Grant trade

Get ready to learn Big Ten, Utah.

I liked DA. Thought he had a little value. Guess not.

Aren’t re-signing or moving elsewhere the only two options?

I need Yang Summer League content like I need oxygen

A Canadian, a Belgian, an Israeli, and a Chinese man walk into an arena….

Maybe everyone is stupid but us.

Hmmmmm.

If you had natural intelligence why would you need artificial intelligence?

That’s my senator

Blazers making way for the Giannis+Dame trade

One of Scoot or Shae is gone by the start of next year, I bet