Slava's World

The New York sky is clear and blue In Midtown, while I sit with you Pizza slices, soda cans, Idle talk and greasy hands

Remember back when people generally cared about looking presentable when they left the house? I miss that

"The birds are in misery. I don't think they sing, they just screech in pain."

Winston Peters sounds like the name of an imaginary friend that a child who demands to wear business suits every day would invent.

Mr. Crowley Synth Intro, Slowed, 10 hour loop

If a sandwich shop wanted to be meta they could hire a rapper to write a rap about wraps for a wrap rap commercial

Chimi Chimichanga Chimi Chimi Changa Chimmmmmi Chimi Chang Ah

If I had a gun for every fox I have bought I could arm a town the size of Houston

Cum is gay Prism rhymes with jism And that's why light becomes a rainbow when the sun shines on a prism Facts

I'm the invisible ma'am I'm the invisible ma'am It's incredible how you can Be polite to me

NYC is banning the horse drawn carriages! Finally!

Jan and Dean? Eat your hearts out

See this? This a rare bootleg I have this It's pretty cool That's all #Records

Good morning

I'm on the Arsity team at FoxU

He wanted to murder the vet today

Dog puts chorizo in the chili and it's so good

Which Mothafucka Stole my do? Eeny meeny Miney moany moo

We're about to be the best candy house in the neighborhood this year Giving out nothing but king size candy bars and 6 pack sleeves of sour gum

If you're the kind of person who wouldn't feed foxes that come by your house, unfollow me

I once met a pirate with sleep apnea. He told me that his doctor prescribed him a seapap machine.

🎶 I Can tell that we ain't gonna be friends 🎶

Cyberpunk might have been a good game, but I couldn't force myself to sit through over an hour of conversations with the most annoying NPCs since Borderlands 3, and you have to do that before you're allowed to actually play the game.

Like a Ribosome cowboy

If Georgia O'Keefe ran and jumped at you and took you out with her forearm, that's not a clothesline. That's a poet lariat. Five people will get this joke. #poetry #wrestling

I ain't never seen til I seen you seeing me See you seeing me but now I see I ain't never been til I seen you seeing me be me for you to see but here I be

I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean. I love the country, but I can't stand the scene. And I'm neither left or right, I'm just staying home tonight, getting lost in that hopeless little screen.

Pyramids on deck Shine

Maybe you should stay with your mama She could do your laundry and cook for you You ain't really made for being out in the street Ain't much hope for a fool like you

I've always been the kind of lover who needs to feel like they belong to someone, and if I'm not made to feel that way, I'll go and find someone to belong to.

Slava began with Disney's Robin Hood, then as he grew and matured into a fully fleshed out character, he picked up aspects of DB Cooper, Hunter Thompson, Carmen Sandiego, Shadowrun, Ijon Tichy, Artie the Strongest Man in the World, Max Stirner, GG Allin, and Jaco Pastorius. Blend, top with sprinkle