Sleeper

Sleeper

@slepr.bsky.social

terminally shower thinking halfa like a mango-apple smoothie i deal in romance and romance accessories damn and straight

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The biggest thing about missing my ex is that I miss feeling safe Like in each other's arms there was a sense of tranquility Like everything would be alright I know it was probably a hormone that made me feel that way I miss feeling having someone to make me feel like things would turn out

Ocarina of Time remake looks fine 26 years ago people were clamouring for a "realistic" Zelda well guess what you're at least getting a really detailed one We've barely seen any footage anyway so don't put the cart before the horse

God damn im kinda sad now that nintendo direct was so bad 50 minutes of meh Kh4 with 0 new gameplay, only a confirmation Thumb wrestling (glad wuhu island is back tho) And Ocarina of Time w/absolutely zero gameplay Yaaaaayyyy Nintendo lost 2026

I hate when people humble dump. Yes, I know you've had a lot of injury and trauma in your past. No, I don't need to hear how hard it was for you and how you're making light of it now. I literally only have so much empathy and patience, I can't be forced to spend it all on you.

It's like your ego is so big that you need people to be wow'd by how HARD your life has been and you NEED the empathy to fulfill you, oh god, life would be a lot more miserable if you didn't have 10+ people validating your awful life, but you're fine now! How strong and beautiful you are! Blegh.

It's been 10 years since my ex confessed to my on Valentine's day, 7 since my heart has been broken. Amd I have not been able to move the needle of romance in any way, shape, or form since. Happy Valentine's day, motherfuckers.

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What I don't want is someone who wants me to be someone I'm not, or worse, someone I can't be. No, I am not a millionare. No, my career trajectory is not going straight up. No, I can't just buy two tickets to the Bahamas. No, I am not your ideal man.

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And then if they do say yes, it's like, on your first day, what expectations do they have of you? Do they want the world from you? Six figures, a house, and a car? An ultimate homebody to cook and clean and have sex with? To be doted on and have 15 babies and hold all the agency in the relationship?

Look, I'm just looking for someone who will settle for my appearance (because I'm not attractive), someone who likes to hang out, and someone who understands the stuggles of the average person. That's literally it.

You ask someone out and they say no and not only have you ruined your day but you also likely ruined theirs. Like, they were just existing and you just had to go and confront them with your feelings of romance towards them. Fucking. Gross.

And they can say so many things to get out or break your heart, even if it is true! No, I have a bf/gf, I don't swing that way, not interested, you're ugly. They can just flat out laugh at you! Why would you ever want to subject yourself to that??

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Thank you for everything, school librarians & library workers! At a loss for words thinking of how you somehow find a way to continue doing your unnecessarily stressful jobs. I have to think your library kids are a big part of why. Whatever the reason… thank you. We love you, we support you 💛

If I look in your direction on the bus, I am not creeping on you. You are likely ahead of me and I need to keep my head forward in the direction of the bus' driving because I have really bad motion sickness.

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Level up! ⬆️ Happy 19th birthday to Oblivion. By this time next year, we'll all be exploring Cyrodiil once more. #Skyblivion #Oblivion #Skyrim #PCGaming #PCMods

Look if you say "I hate men" in a moment of frustration I get it but I don't condone it because it's a blanket statement and propels a double standard. If I say: