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notes multi-armed tarantula spider chick, seven-time gold medalist synchronized speed-jerk superstar [ six judges form a loose semicircle and are to cum at exactly the same time. speed has to be controlled, but timing is the real key. ] or being roommates with a Certified Freak who keeps gallons of-

of her spunk around. "Eugh. Yo, I think your milk went bad." : Oh? I swear I just bought a new gallon. "Yea, uh, it kinda tasted weird? Smelled weirder, it even had this weird consistency?" : Well, that sounds like no milk I've bought. What, uh... [starts sweating.] What did you pour it out of?

ok, adopt auction is live! this one is supposed to go quick, so it ends on the 21st! [link below!]

and for the ladies out there with dicknipples, consider the following if said problem affects you. a "chastity nipple cage." treat them like piercings. so many different styles, so many different functions, so many different finishes. plus, imagine getting groped while wearing that..? much 2 cnsdr

now the craziest most mentally wild part may be that he doesn't even wanna get it goin on like that with her, and instead just spends all day cuddling.. a mental mindscape that traps its victims by giving em everything they want.. a body type like that gotta be elite curling up close potential idkkk

the adopt auction for Jeane is live! comes with alts! "an older cougar editor with a love for the purple prose." Ends on the 30th - link below!

been getting chewed up by this design internship bullshit thing to really draw - making a cougar lady adoptable - what hairstyle/glasses combo do yall fuck with