SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦

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Hey, @bsky.app why is my feed suddenly filled with posts I have already liked? Are you trying to hide the fact that your engagement is so low? If so, it's not working. Stop showing me the same stuff over and over.

Block this MAGAT immediately.

What you get when you type "fuck google" into google.

My fellow Canadians and American allies: Chapman's, a 🍁 company that makes good ice cream, did the right thing this week. They have a "contact us" page on their website. Please take a moment to send them a quick note, thanking them for supporting 🍁 in this ridiculous trade war.

Seriously doubt Melania is fighting to keep him...

If Natalie really loved Trump, she should have taken the fake bullet for him.

How I and my fellow Canadians spent our Saturday. So sorry for the smoke, Donald. God knows you have done nothing that annoys us...

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

Has everyone just moved on since Dump's last landmark debacle?

Trump: The Art of the Peel.

Wasn't there supposed to be a No King protest today?

It was bad enough when Dump kept posting images of himself as Jesus, but now he thinks he's Pedro Pascal. No....just, no.

Hey @status.bsky.app why won't the discover feed load? I have been getting nothing but 503 errors all day.

I work for government in 🍁. If I went to work on Monday and they asked me to help stage an assassination to score political points, I would quit and tell the media. Just sayin'.

Hey America 🇺🇸, You have a government that stages assassinations whenever they want something, a media you can't trust and no guardrails. You really should do something about that. Love, the rest of the world.

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dare to dream:

#NoKings

"Iceberg, right ahead!"

Fellow Canadians: If you have Crave TV streaming, please consider canceling your subscription. Despite charging $25 per month for premium ad free membership, they are increasingly adding programs and movies that come with mandatory ads that cannot be removed. Assholes.

Still way overpriced.

"They're eating the luggage, they're eating the carry ons"

Americans: you've had 14 months to realize that your checks and balances have failed. Congress, the courts, the military are not coming to save you. Shame and decency mean nothing. War crimes are being committed in your name. Rise up. Revolt. Take back your country.

@mark-carney.bsky.social. in less than three weeks, since the start of Trump's illegal war, gas prices in the Yukon have gone up 50 cents per liter. The gas in the pumps was processed when oil was $74/barrel. How is this anything but price gouging?

No more dick pics....sorry, pictures of a dick

Guys, stop posting unflattering pictures of Hegseth. He doesn't like it.

Dear Kristi Noem - The world is mocking you gleefully and rejoicing in your downfall. You are despised, and rightfully so. Have you picked out your cosplay outfit for your trial in The Hague yet? I hope you and Lewandowski never know a moments peace for the rest of lives.

What purpose does this serve? Can someone explain to us 🍁 what we did to deserve this constant disrespect and attacks on our sovereignty? It was a game, you won and yet managed to be nothing but little bitches about it.

While I applaud every MAGAt that awakes from their comas, I remain skeptical of any revelations Mace may have. Who is "we", Nancy? Do you means GOP, Americans or are you talking to the voices in your head?

Never been prouder to be Canadian then when I saw these fans at speed skating. 🍁

Why have I not seen a single post out of Minnesota for more than 24 hours? I get there is Super bowl and Olympics and Epstein, but nothing regarding ICE. This is scaring me.

This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣

This regime will lie to stay in power. Others will repeat the lie to protect themselves from consequences. The media will repeat the lie because they are too afraid of losing access to challenge it. MAGA will believe the lie because they hate libtards more than they love America.

Curious that Dump's PR team chose to walk back his insults of British soldiers but are silent on Dump's character assassination of two US citizens murdered by his Nazi wannabe ICEholes.

This week on Rupaul's Drag Race.... Gurl, please.

Do not "show your papers" to ICE.

What to get a dictator who loves meaningless awards...

@gofundme.com you should be ashamed to allow fundraisers for the ICE murderer who killed Renee Good. How is this not a violation of your own policy? You are supporting the fascist destruction of America. Do better. BE GOOD.

Hey @gofundme.com why are allowing an ICE murderer who shot an unarmed woman in the face to fundraise on your site? Your own policies do not permit that, yet you seem to have no qualms allowing the perpetrator of a crime to profit from it. You are corporate scum and I hope you rot in hell.

America will never be safe with these lawless thugs on its streets.

What's it gonna be, America?

The rest of the world knows exactly what happens now: Americans will post their outrage on social media then go about their lives like nothing happened. When Dump takes Greenland by force, they will do the exact same thing. American apathy will kill us all.

Hey @cbcgem.bsky.social, why do I have to give you personal information like my gender identity just to log into my account? Our tax dollars pay for the programming. Where I live and how old I am is none of your fucking business.

Fuck Amazon. They made me add a phone number to recover an account and I am now being inundated with spam, awakened at all hours with garbage. FUCK AMAZON, FUCK YOU BEZOS

Finally finished my voodoo doll collection of Dump and his Cabinet of Incompetence and Cruelty. Top two are Dump then L to R: Elon RFK, JD, Noem, Rubio. Leavitt, Stephen Miller and Hegseth. Making them helped focus my rage and stabbing them with pins brings me joy.

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