Aaron Benoit

Thought we were the real ones on our way with our 4 month old to see You Can See Everything, but so badly want to poke my head into the 10:15 AM show of Ken Russell’s The Devils to see how many of them brought their babies.

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

Adults is the first show in forever that I wish had a full network order. We should have 52 episodes with these kids already

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If you think the Art of Play thing is bad, You should’ve seen what happened when Mr. Wing refused to sell Kelly Clarkson a Mogwai

The AMC Kips Bay debate reeks of Elizabeth Street Garden. Oh god please nobody yell at me

Maybe it’s time we tried a Sebastian WOMANiscalco

Is there gonna be a third act reveal that the events of the movie are being acted out by kids with toys because I fail to see how Matchbox: the Movie relates to the toy line if they’re just driving regular sized vehicles

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How many houses he got?

Monday-Wednesday headliner should start at 8:00 Thursday-Saturday whenever The opener for a Sunday indoor concert should start at 3:00 so you can go right from brunch

Excited for ppl to remember that “Can’t Hold Us” is actually a banger

Lady Gaga also had a baby this summer! We’re peers!

Looking forward to his forthcoming single “I Definitely Paid to Murder That Fucking Guy”

Godzilla Three Times One Minus One

Keep going

My 2 month old won’t stop crying so I snapped and said “Imma give you something to cry about!” and I put on Grave of the Fireflies

Overalls are always a risk. Almost broke off my engagement when my wife let me leave the house and wander around the LES dressed as Super Mario.

I too am looking forward to the Real Young and Lazy Horse show at Rippers on Friday

“So you want to talk about the WNBA? Name 5 players,” has gone from gatekeeping to sparing you from the worst conversation possible

Rest in Pussy

I love Radiohead I love Gorillaz I don’t love either band charging what should be the price of a concert ticket for their immersive art thing at the Agger Fish Building

Not gonna change the shirt with spit up on it. That’s how you wind up with two shirts with spit up

The book we’re all waiting for after the Mandalorian & Grogu

I often cut through the Brooklyn Best Buy on my way to Target where they are building a fitting area for this shit like it’s Lens Crafters or something.

Shirt

We’re all wondering what extra time will mean for coverage of the Borchetta Bourbon Music City Grand Prix

You will believe a man can fly

Once again, plea to @fandango.com to let one person buy movie tickets and then send individual tickets to friends. We should not be beholden to the last person to show up.

Wow! Nolan piping in the smell of war and death outside to make his movie even more immersive

Kinda feels like nobody is gonna pick up before they close at 5:00 and I’ve been listening to a Presbyterian’s radiology department’s Ghibli ass hold music for an hour for nothing

USA in five

Apparently spent a year and a half forgetting every single thing that’s happened on Silo

Maddeningly inconsistent regular season play and winning the in-season championship? Hopefully the Liberty are following the script of that other New York basketball team

My son is very advanced. Not even a week old and he’s pissing and shitting himself like a 6 month old.

Ben Simmons found his smile

Armageddon is just on ABC. I didn’t know networks just showed old movies anymore

The World Cup has certainly been a boon to the ugliest hats in the world industry

Very intrigued by the Norway fans hanging around Margaritaville Times Square all day in full kits more than 24 hours before their match in Jersey