Sluggoween

They were playing Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell at the Petco today hell yeah

Went down to Mitsua Japanese Market today and got some gingko nuts aka the nuts that poison you if you don't cook them enough, very excited to try

You're all clear kid now let's blow this guy and go home

Sympathies to Max Caster for getting himself immediately fired from TNA but if I did a rap about Riyadh getting bombed while walking into my workplace I'd be in pretty big trouble too

Was at a coffee shop yesterday at a table next to an old guy who kept saying stuff to his friend like "if people really believe they're getting a $5000 check from him they should be shot for being an idiot" and I hope I live long enough to be like that guy

Turnstile has got to be so proud of making it onto the Planet Fitness playlist

Finally played through Undertale after all these years (neutral and pacifist runs)! Now I want a bootleg T-shirt of sans smoking weed

Deltarune: Chapter 5 (Multiplatform, 2026)

T-shirt idea: Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker but instead it's "the weed smoker" and links smoking a big ass joint and his eyes are red lol

Just thought of a meme it's a picture of Donal trump and it says "President evil" lol

I told everyone about what you said but I made my voice really low and deep when I was quoting you so everyone can tell you were stupid

The guy who takes the picture of the high gas price on the sign and uploads to r/pics vs. the guy who comments "this is what you voted for America"

I'm trying to keep this on the low because she posts on here but I haven't been very impressed with caroline cash's take on Nancy

I feel like neil from the freakin matrix

Got a compliment today for my Minion Death Cult black Bart Simpson shirt not because they were a podcast fan but just because they were excited to see a 90s style bootleg Simpsons tee

RIP Curry - the leftover red curry with braised pork from the Thai place that I had for lunch, that is

Wasps having an absolute field day at the farmer's market

No shit moron America is the only place you're allowed to sign up for the US army or run for US office

Lookin at this Corolla with a stick shift tomorrow and I'm truly hoping this is da one because shopping for cars is exhausting

Drove out to Lake Geneva today aka the Myrtle Beach of the midwest. Lot of dudes on Slingshots blasting Crazy Bitch and T-shirt stores selling shirts that say "Fart loading..."

Sold the Grand Marquis on Craigslist to some weird guy for $900. End of an era fr

This buffalo leather wallet smells like piss

Turns out if you go to nissan.com there's nothing about cars on there it's just a memorial to an Israeli guy who died from covid

Spiderman as a native New Yorker wouldnt fucking touch a Little Ceasers pizza with a 10 foot pole stupid lying ass commercial

Closing Time by Semisonic makes me think of a bar or restaurant closing down for the night. A quiet moment to reflect after the chaos and excitement of the evening. Idk just my two cents, you don't have to agree

Voted for Hong today so whatever happens with state politics I'm officially allowed to bitch

Had the urge to go on YouTube and find someone freestyling over Semisonic Closing Time but I couldn't find a single example and I'm shocked

Can't believe Stephen A Smith would say something asinine that riled a bunch of people up, that guy hates attention

The Grand Marquis is finally getting put out to pasture, mechanic gave it the kiss of death, gonna go to the Nissan dealership this week and drive out in a subcompact crossover like every other lame asshole

Me when Slim Shady comes back to save music from these mumble rappers and freaking Justin Bieber (yuck!)