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RIP Walter Koenig. 😔

Sydney Sweeney out here pissing off eeeeeeeerybody.

Is there a drag queen named Edda Mommy?

Did it take time for Amanda Seyfried to lose The Holmes Voice? And was it a longer or shorter time than Julia Garner losing the Anna Delvey Voice? #YouLookPoor

I mean. Calling the doctor’s office doesn’t refill the prescription so I just have to go there, right?

People will see you trying to maneuver around a car that’s double parked and then speed up so they’re right next you you. Then scream at you. YOU did that, you idiot. You wanted an excuse to scream and I remain unbothered. Suck truck nuts.

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG

You know, an Oreo McFlurry is just vanilla ice cream in a cup with cookie crumbs on top. What chicanery is this.

After my knee surgery I’ll probably get a wristband that says FALL RISK and I’m just going to wear that forever.

Just saw The Devils (1971) and I must say; Oliver Reed reminded me of Matt Berry the whole time. #SpeakPriest

Gen-Xers be having Menopauselooza.

Remember that the song Rico Suave has this rhyming lyric, “But you kept persisting that I meet your parents Huh, they're going to love my appearance.”

The thing about letters from collection agencies is that they fit in the trash can perfectly. You don’t even have to open them. It’s a streamlined process.

Kelly Clarkson has put me in danger.

When a man is being stupid online, I quote Shakespeare at them and they clam up. Food for thought.

I’m just girl. Looking for a boy. With a wicker penis.

Charles Rocket said “fuck” Jenny Slate said “Fuck.” It’s been done by better people.

I don’t understand people who have nothing in front of their apartment door, not even a welcome mat. Looks like a serial killer lives there. I have a stack of three skulls, a scythe and a tombstone. Like a NORMAL PERSON.

“This is like a David Lynch film” says person in sparse art deco apartment with a loud buzzing noise and flickering lights that contain a demon head.

It’s only 86 degrees! Sweatuh weathuh!

Hi the president is mentally ill and trying to kill us all, little help?

Department store version of Van Halen is being used to convince seniors to get flu shots. Right now.

I think I got swimmer’s ear from my extremely strong shower spray. #humblebrag

Saying, “Shut up, male.” a lot these days.

I feel like a world-class doofus putting out Halloween decor when you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.

Metallica at The Sphere has taught me that no one on the internet knows how to spell Cthulhu.

A completely normal response to, “It’s hot outside.”

You could comment, “Puppies are nice” on an instagram post and the vitriol you’d get sprayed at you by lonely insecure stupid idiots who need therapy is astounding.

People who are condescending AND wrong. Pick one. Being all, “Um… yeah, I don’t know if you’re new here or whatever, but the moon is made of cheese, okay?”

Feminize a band name. Women With Hats

White Boys Get Away With Heinous Crime Yet Again. Evergreen headline.

How about not responding to assholes anymore? It’s boring.

Tommy Tubervulle just said that all airline pilots are into BDSM and “they’re trying to land planes with ball gags in their mouths!!”

I just led my mom into a circular conversation and I know it’s wrong but it felt pretty good.

I don’t think I can poop in a box. Just don’t think I can do it.

Watching Phantasm (1979) and it occurs to me that these guys could like, just not keep going to that funeral home. Hang out and watch Match Game or something.

Knock down Mt. Rushmore.

Women are so starved for male decency we’re all-in on fucking a Basket Man. 🧺 🍆

People have to stop saying that things are “aesthetic.” THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!

Please die.

Once everyone is dead except rich white males, then what.

I’m pleased with the winner of Project Runway. What a relief.

Lil Durk sounds like a character from Dicktown. Wowie Zowie.

There’ll be a video of like, a guy walking with a snake or a car that hit a tree and the caption is, “Only in Kentucky/New York/Pasadena/Des Moines!” 🤪🤷‍♀️

This Elizabeth Holmes doc might be Nathan’s Event Horizon. He’s looked into the lighthouse bulb and seen Pennywise and watched The Ring video and saw the ark of the covenant and looked at the trap, Ray.

Pattinson’s hair is out of control. He’s turning into Yahoo Serious before our eyes.

So this new Shyamalan film is a depressed guy going to a nice house for a new start and a mysterious girl is there but she’s not there and then the twist is that the guy is dead maybe.

I just started needing a cane to walk sometimes and this article comes out about women “pretending” to be disabled for attention which is NOT A THING and why does every single medical condition having to do with women get fucking raked over the coals, mocked or ignored?

You realize the person who is supposed to love you the most will just never ever take accountability for hurting you.