SMBC Comics

SMBC is a daily ongoing webcomic about science, people, the universe, and the weird stuff they generate. ◆ Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home◆ tinyurl.com/2b6auw3d ◆ COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com ◆ PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner... ◆ STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I heard you like family slice-of-life comics, Internet! COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/order-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xxl PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Hope this insight ruins you as much as it ruined me. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/watch-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

If this profound insight leads to a future utopia, somebody owes me a dollar. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alignm... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Linguists are cruel. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/revenge PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-5 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Actually for me you can get it down to an eyeroll and a tired sigh. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/funeral PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Really should've gone for even more closeup on panel 2. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cells PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Meanwhile the Engineers are just lighting themselves on fire to see what happens. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/reacti... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Actually maybe this is the solution to the Fermi Paradox. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/chip PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I believe this comic is making fun of naive objections to consequentialism, but I am not 100% certain. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hun PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Pretty pleased with panel 2. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/toad PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/break PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Also I have very revealing undergarments but not in an attractive way. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/long-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/random PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blog PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

@smbccomics.bsky.social A City on Mars in the wild, and in good company. I enjoyed the audio book a lot.

It is now only cheating in your reference frame. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/relative PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The president is actually doing the same thing in the third to last panel. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bet-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/woops PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cardamom PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Aw, he's fucking off. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/birds PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com #birding

Bonus points if you can figure out what the canine is. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/specify PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

But you wouldn't BELIEVE how many probably-true fun facts I know from YouTube. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/intere... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/script... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

It's just a more full service lending program. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/free-5 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

It's the one time this sort of thing worked. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gift PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/parado... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-ri... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/suit-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/identi... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf-5 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taken PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/in PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/civili... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

As requested, we made store stuff from the "Philosophy" comic! Now you can bring this graph everywhere to inform anyone who crosses your path. MUG ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/phi... SHIRT ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/phi... PRINT ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/phi...

This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/citati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

You can't see it but he's typing an essay with his right hand. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lake PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I wonder if the cost of chips has cut down on conspiracies. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gates-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Do all of history's obsessive truth seekers seem happy to you? COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/balance PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scratc... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Kelly thought this was stupid, so please make sure to share it. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-8 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transp... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com #comics #startrek

I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shilling PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/club-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com