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Birds of a feather in DC. @gtconway.bsky.social

As a similarly newly nipple-less woman who only found out about my breast cancer through early screening, love seeing this woman simp through interviews with the man who is removing that healthcare from everyone else. What. The. Fuck.

You must be intensely proud that he paused from instructing his AG to prosecute CNN to give you a shout out, @schumer.senate.gov.

This pisses me off so much…losing access to my hometown newspaper because Bezos is a complicit shitheel.

C’mon Bluesky…you understand the assignment. hr@opm.gov

Every time I see the words “Kennedy Center” I picture Musk dangling some bright jangly keys juuuusssst out of reach over the felon’s head.

I 100% promise to stop drinking, philandering, and assaulting if you put me in charge of the military. I will even pinky promise on it, so you know I’m super serious.* *only M-F **only M-F unless there’s an office Christmas party. ***actually only Tu-We ****my mom says I should get this job.

My brilliant father-in-law penned some very salient reflections on Trump’s shitshow appointments. talbotspy.org/reflections-...

Imagine spreading so much ignorance that you kill 83 Samoan kids, then having enough self-awareness to subsequently straight up lie through your teeth about it, but not having enough sense to, I dunno, stop trying to kill all the kids? Magical.