Lord Dingus

All I really need in life is cyberpunk Inspector Gadget.

I've got OG copies of Luigi's Mansion and RE4 for Gamecube staring me in the face. Might a be a spooky retro weekend.

#Caturday

I've discovered that Ball × Pit can crash the Switch if there's enough projectiles on the screen. I'm itching to find out if the Switch 2 can keep up.

Ball × Pit has taken over Shmuptember and I've already completed a run of The Wolf Among Us for Halloween.

The universe supports my werewolf Halloween.

I wish I could add mods to my Switch copy of Skyrim. The No Skyrim mod would be perfect for the Argonian werewolf I want to do for Halloween.

I picked up Vampire Crawlers and it's a real game changer. They took Vampire Survivors and turned it into an engaging deck-building, turn-based dungeon crawler with all the same aesthetics as the original game. @gamegrumps.bsky.social Don't let Arin find out!

I've made another crossover today: sometimes I pour the milk first then the cereal. It lets you covertly get the coveted cereal. 👀

For those that observe Shmuptember, what are you playing?

It's amazing how therapeutic an afternoon of GTA can be after a stressful work week.

The pokemon killer 💯

Watching @gamegrumps.bsky.social play Metal Gear makes me want to pop in Twin Snakes.

Achiement hunting in GTA 4 and feeling the eye twitch every time I miss my third strike for that turkey in bowling. The other mini game achievements were really easy...

Started up AA: SoJ Episode 2 last night and I gotta say, I was just joking when I previously said that Apollo and Ema should be dating, but now I'm convinced Ema really does have a thing for Apollo and he's just dense.

Spirit Tracks has to be the most irritating Zelda entry I've ever played. Mind you, it's basically fine; it's how they choose to lean into the train aspect that is really annoying. I should get upgrades, but where can I get the materials? Ugh.

Today I will be powered by liquid Quest 64.

My team like to use Lord of the Rings names for acronyms for the products. I want to create a logger. My search went insane:

Might have to channel my inner Wario and start eating garlic.

Great job 👏

I'm on fire!!!

Welp, my level 1 run of Oblivion is a bust. Martin needs a daedric artifact and all of those quests have a minimum level requirement. Forgot about this little detail.

Glarthir: "They keep putting potions in the water that turn the freaking Argonians gay! And I want some too!" #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Been getting a hankering to play Xenoblade Chronicles X and Skyward Sword again, but I'm not sure if I should continue the games I had or start new ones...

Spirit Tracks has the most brutal Zelda death, I swear. It's like dying in GTA.

Insert inappropriate joke here.

What's with devs relying on incarnations 3-5 of their big series?

I've fallen backward into the 2009 release of Oblivion. I want to finish the main story with my Lv1 character but I'm currently obsessed with the Dark Brotherhood/Thieves guild. I've them both multiple times in the past, I'm just drinking in the jank before I get remastered on Switch 2 sometime.

Speaking of things I should give another shot.

The folks that made TOTK should make a builder game where you don't have to bend over backwards to get parts and just go nuts making crazy constructs to unleash on unsuspecting masses of Bokoblins and some boss monsters.

Super Bonk is pretty great. I don't understand why it isn't more popular. I guess the weirdness puts people off but the gameplay for the era is superior.

No, this is Carmen Sandiego.

I swear Poops hasn't picked anything up since I caught her.

I was looking at my pile of Gamecube games last night and I think it might be a retro summer.

All of my child's gym badges in Let's Go Eevee are stolen valor 🤣

So half the pokemon I've caught so far are dead. Great.

History repeating.

Welp at least we got Metroid out of the deal.

Team Plasma killed DollarTree!

Decided to start a Pokemon White Nuzlocke run. I've never done a nuzlocke before. Here's the team before the first gym.

Poor bro.

What would stealth action heroes do without vents large enough to accommodate a crouching man?

Lucked out and got shiny Tyrogue from the professor's egg in Pokemon Gold Reforged.

I was playing GTA IV last night and one mission was to pick up bags of drugs disguised as sanitation workers. At one point I was told to pick up drugs on H Street. I would say that's too on the nose, but how many drug puns can I make in one sentence?

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