snarkoleptic.bsky.social

christians like to ask "how can you have morality without god?" as if it's some kinda gotcha. as an atheist my moral code is simple: all people are people and if you disagree not even jesus can save you a seat in heaven.

if women were property they'd have more rights

they call it capitalism because if called it what it really is, exploitationism, then your grandparents would have burnt down more factories

if you need to "cancel out" your husband's vote than you married the wrong asshole

"making a constitution saving throw" is what i call voting in the midterms

too much shit news this am and now i need to get off the internet, and that means some retail therapy. which sadly in this economy is just going to dollar general for some frozen chicken

men, you can't slut-shame women and in the next breath complain that no one will sleep with you. it's like poisoning a well then complaining cuz you're thirsty.

just a reminder that when you put on that uniform you stop playing for team #BlackLivesMatter and start playing for team #BlueLivesMatter and blue lives don't matter

at least the french are doing something about their country while the americans throw another no kings parade...

i'm pretty sure the transphobia epidemic in the US is almost entirely "this is an easily identifiable minority who has shown resistance to compliance" and the moral panic is just to sell it to the conservatives.

when i say MAGA is r*tarded i'm not using it as a slur, i mean literally, like lead poisoning and iodine deficiency and red state education systems.

if the only reason you are against the collapse of american imperialism is because you live in america then you are a coward.

happy christopher colombus was a bastard day to all who celebrate. now go out there and tear down a statue of a dead white man or something

good thing me is all i need cuz me is all i got

conservatives can't make art, they can only use the tools of art to make propaganda

save water, burn down a data center

genuinely considering giving up my human autonomy to become a meat proxy for a crowbar...

wasn't expecting to start bawling my heart out today but i got lost in heaven and fire was coming out of a monkey's head

next time someone asks you why you don't have kids yet just say they're too much of a pain to raise so you just get store bought

living in the US is like watching an amusement park fall into disrepair and decay in real time

nothing humbles you quicker than listening to a rap song and missing half the references

gotta keep it simple for the pimples else they heads pop stopped thinking after 1 year of being fed slop

i'm a beardo i'm a weirdo i'm a low-t hero

me wondering if i have dead mouth cuz this extra spicy ramen with chili sauce ain't hitting for shit

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

the real reason i'm not a content creator revealed: uploading a 17m video to yt choked my entire internet out for 90 minutes.

Cs get degrees, then they get elected by people who dropped out of high school and read at a middle school level...

happy dolly day to all who celebrate!

it's only a war if white people are agressed against, otherwise it's just a sparkling military intervention

if god is love than why are y'all such haters?

the amount of time between needing to refill my iced coffee and needing to take a piss is about the same as the time it takes to walk from my desk to the bathroom. coincidence?

the purple heart is the participation trophy of military medals, it's like handing out gold stars for losing in dodgeball.

remember, not everyone is a dumb as you are, some are even dumber

a normal reaction to nazis and the holocaust would be "never again for anyone" instead the people who had to endure such atrocities said "next time, we wear the boots"

no matter how bad the economy gets, fire is still free

my loneliness is killing me i must confess i still believe when i'm not with you i lose my mind give me a sign~~

congress really should do their jobs and send trump packing for his lifetime vacation in club fed but sadly there's a 25% tariff on cojones imports

the gop suppress votes through disney villain tactics, the dems suppress votes by stifling progressives and voter apathy.

"thoughts and prayers" is the christian way of feeling like they're helping without actually doing anything to help.

if he dies today it will really change how americans feel about 9/11

and Grindr going down the same time a republican convention rolls into town, again, leads me to wonder if GOP doesn't stand for gay or pdfile

i would like to apologize in advance to all the europeans who will be drafted in the war against donald trump's nazi america.

i would like to announce that i have decided to run. not for office or exercise but like, screaming into the woods never to be seen again.

next time i'm coming back with less autism and more nepotism

kill 2 children and you're a monster, kill 200 chlldren and you're defending democracy, kill 20,000 children and *crickets*

at this point i wonder who will return first, mitch mcconnell or jesus

bullets work when ballots don't i just hope it doesn't come to that

Breaking: atheists declare armageddon violates 1st amendment

if you want to know what's wrong with american voters, they'll spend $2.50 on a 1 dollar coin because it has his stupid mugshot on it

hey, quick question, is it a good sign when you actively root for your government to be tied up in impeachment proceedings for the next 2 years instead of whatever the hell they're doing now?