I’ve come to kick ass & spend nickels and i'm all out of nickels

i mean i think you're legally required to turn it into a metaphor about your relationship to a generation-spanning political conspiracy but you can probably do that by brewing it in some tea or folding it into some pudding

He's really cornered the entire market on being the most [insert adjective, any adjective]. Imagine trying to be a new C-Ent actor trying to establish a brand image for yourself that Wang Yibo hasn't co-opted. "Dancer? Sexy idol? Actor? Nope. Jock? No. Nerd? No. Swamp creature? DAMMIT WANG YIBO!!"

Of all the elder kittens, Little Rascal / Artful Dodger, who is the most independent and least companionable of the four, has somehow become the de facto babysitter for the three tiny kittens, and it's really adorable to watch him pounce around and shelter them and watch over them. <3

Google is so non-functional at this point that I literally just now had to give up searching for a film I *knew* had been released online because it was only showing me junk results and refusing to let me do verbatim searches. Mojeek, however? First result. Thank fuck some search engines still work.

Luo Yunxi's music video for "Little Me" « 小小的我 » has been released. This is his first single on his 3rd album, also titled, "Little Me" « 小小的我 » We hope you enjoy the song and its English lyrics as much as we did #luoyunxi #leoluo #cpop #littleme #chinesesinger

no *you're* sitting on the porch weeping at 8:20 pm on a Sunday night over the thought of Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo each firmly holding on to the summer of 2018 as a sacred space in their hearts, no matter how many years pass or how many miles they may travel away from that moment/away from each other

Nice try, Wild Aid but this is just Tati waking me up at 3am for snorfles

He said this year has been a really meaningful year for him 🥺🥺

Roberta that is not a pear, that is the first thing you see when the Abyss devours you

I've watched all his live recordings of this song so many times over the years, and this is far and away the best he's ever sounded. Even better than the soundtrack version because he just floats through this obstacle course of a song and then plants himself on that low note he typically fuzzies. 😍

I, a human who wrote a whole fanfic in which Xiao Zhan sings "Keplar" in 2026, was NOT prepared for Xiao Zhan to sing "Keplar" in 2026 😭😭😭😭

It's the whole concert, threaded 😭

I've been reading Hangsaman and these gender dynamics are the most shrewd angry thing I've encountered in a long time. Was not prepared. I'm also never prepared for how uncomfortable dark academia always makes me. It seems like a genre made for me but I always find it almost physically uncomfortable

This is genuinely the wildest thing Xiao Zhan has ever worn and he wants us all to know it. I love that for him. Long may he fey.

Xiao Zhan‘s first solo concert, digital painting (procreate)

His stylist mistook his safari outfit for his 'personally overseeing the documentary about my late third husband who was flung mysteriously overboard our yacht while we were sailing to Palmyra' outfit

Excuse me Banana In, why no Wang Yibo underwear modeling Alternate version of this post: Pajama Company: Banana In Pajama Company Spokesman: Banana Out

WOW I missed that this is a whole giant thread of XZ concert clips, bless you @lingyun55.bsky.social ❤️💛❤️💛❤️

SCORPIOS RISE

Very proud of my little redneck town for actually showing a string of real movies lol: Primetime! Digger! You Can See Everything! Only for a weekend each but, like. Baby steps towards something resembling culture. 🙏

The News: China's marketing council today officially established four more distinct sub-sub-sub verticals in the luxury sportswear and loungewear industries. Also in today's news, Wang Yibo picked up four new endorsements—

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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE 😭

The Aqueduct and Lock, 1890 https://botfrens.com/collections/43/contents/12941

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once again about to weep over the details in amanda almira's grapes

Digital drawing (procreate) of Wang Yibo