Snob Dylan

@oncinema.bsky.social Can you please use your platform to help me? I was in the process of building a data center in Lake Havasu that would be used to mine HEI points, and last night it mysteriously burned down. The police have released a sketch of the suspect. I need answers. #oncinema #arson

@vfa-expert.bsky.social We are on your side. Give your HEI points to our cause and we will ensure that you get ample funding for a Dot Cinematic Universe. #doodleunderground

@philbraun.bsky.social excited to see what corrupt nonsense you and the HEI team scheme up next. When we’re in control, we will force you to voice Enzo so any and all Italian outrage is directed towards you specifically. @oncinema.bsky.social #doodleunderground

@oncinema.bsky.social Soon. #doodleunderground

@philbraun.bsky.social @oncinema.bsky.social Your days are numbered. #doodleunderground

@oncinema.bsky.social The people want to know why HEI point transfers have been suspended. We cannot be silenced. This violates multiple articles of the constitution. #doodleunderground #mel

@oncinema.bsky.social Getting reports of mass errors in transferring HEI points. Coincidence? I think NOT! WE KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING #doodleunderground #fallofphil

@oncinema.bsky.social Why do you continue to IGNORE the will of the PEOPLE? RELEASE DootleDots Episode 2 or SURRENDER your site. #doodleunderground #mel #sam #cloud #baxter #findphilbraun

@philbraun.bsky.social We are coming for you. Hop on the train now before it leaves the station. #doodleunderground

Real pic of me storming the capitol tomorrow

#mnwild

Find you somebody that loves you like Marc Andre Fleury loves making routine saves look like insane acrobatic feats #wild

Algorithm, if you can hear me, you fucked something up. At no point have I suggested to you that I want to see wrestling shit on my discover page. Please god show me literally anything else.

My personal conspiracy theory is that I actually think that Sam Howell just enjoys getting sacked. I think he’s doing it on purpose. #Seahawks

Movie pitch: Jeff Tiedrich stops being an obnoxious resistance lib and turns off his phone and then the next day Trump actually croaks

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR THE 2028 BETO O’ROURKE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN ITS TIME TO #RAGEAGAINSTTHEMACHINE

Woke FDR in shambles. Maybe next time don’t run for 4 terms jabroni