snoopdouglas

Well, Speedcrunch has very suddenly reached v1 and unfortunately (because it's 2026) I was immediately suspicious

four minutes for a cup of coffee

(checks beard) huh I've got grey hairs

Nothing gets a normie's blood pumping like the words "murder" and "hotel" on the front of a novel

On a guy My Melody

Today is a special day for me. This is the 10th anniversary of Fantano's epic, tumultuous review of this incredible album. youtu.be/L3E0kq9YkjA

my favourite kind of issue comment

Wolverine (PS5, 2026)

Something weird I've just realised: look at the Mario Kart World font, then look at the current wave of graphic design slop. Are Nintendo pulling off some incredible typographical poison pill psyop?

In these days of sophisticated LLM-driven scamming campaigns, it's heartwarming to know that some of these wankers are sticking to their good old fashioned templates ❤️

lol ok

the llm is really learning what it means to be british

I've only just realised that the word "demonstrably" has nothing to do with monsters

Obsidian in Vim mode is a weird thing cos the cursor keeps changing size. But variable width chars are what I'm used to here. WHAT am I gonna do about this

Making Sega proud

You know mate, for someone with such incredible economic wisdom and foresight, there sure are a lot of dollars you don't have

make a good first impression

on today's edition of downright barmy UX: why are you showing me a button for this then?

Idk if I'm weird or anything, but I just got my AC running and the difference made me sob

Whomsoever fucked my train at Avoncliff, I am sweaty and I am sending a ninja to give you several papercuts on your right index finger

Portrait format happened to the internet

ok then cory

The Buddha accepts that the trains are shit, yet works earnestly to improve their cleanliness and punctuality.

Dream journalling is really helping me realise how fucking stupid my subconscious is

I just got cat called by a six year old girl. Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches I guess.

Sometimes autism is like: "this is an absolutely horrific, terrible, ghastly, disgusting, intolerable minor inconvenience"

I'm like *sends ur ass to the farplane* but I'm also like *hotpants and dual wielding pistols*

Please check your mobile ending ****15 for a one-time login code. The code expires in 5 seconds

bro i just searched for a keyboard

Yesterday I had a doctors appointment. Later on, I saw her crossing the street with a huge bottle of wine and massive chocolate bar. You go girl

ftfy

I think Google recently stealth changed my Android apps to auto update, has this happened to anyone else?

This is what it looks like when you do requests at a party in 2013 (if anyone was wondering)

Quigley on a water level

There's a scene in Sonic X where the blue boi runs up to the top of a mountain and says "That's odd. There's no wind." I've now made a habit of saying this to myself every morning as I look outside, because it is true. I am so bored of this weather

really makes u think

oof

Did you ever punch in a cheat code just to hear Earthworm Jim shout CHÆDER