Snorango

The season is over. Two cartons of eggnog ice cream were left in the grocer's freezer. We snagged one.

Oldie, but still made me laugh -- almost OL.

Remember when they said, "Only xx shopping days till Christmas!" That implied there were some days when shopping was not allowed. Sundays, I guess, in some places.

Advice from Willie.

This list of "gate" political scandals includes Gaetzgate.

The only thing I miss about Twitter: I had a list called "idiots" that showed posts from people I didn't want to follow.

Great gift idea for a child who is finally toilet trained.

If you shuffle a deck of cards, the chances that anyone else in history has ever shuffled the cards in the the exact same way is virtually zero.

Timely advice.

Remember this when buying books for Xmas gifts.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg

This is good news.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Original recording by: A. Flo and Eddie B. Elmo and Patsy C. Sonny and Cher D. Chad and Jeremy

BTW, sardine reviews are on YouTube. Multiple channels. I like Heather's reviews.

Something that Wikipedia does every week.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Correct: Hotel California, by Eagles. Incorrect: Hotel California, by The Eagles. I just learned this, and I will spread this knowledge far and wide.

Made an appointment with my doctor to see what condition my condition is in.

Remembering those who have suffered greatly for their country.

It's been about 2 weeks since I canceled my Twitter account. I don't miss it at all. Blooskie is so much better.

Today I learned that Chuck Mangione is 84 years old. And he's no longer the first hit when searching for "Mangione."

Does Kari Lake even speak Spanish? I can find no evidence online.

NY Times has the best crossword puzzles except for Monday (too easy) and Saturday (too difficult).

I nailed this test... Person. Woman. Man. Camera.