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I asked my 13 yr old brother if he was still set on being a character designer in the future and he said 'nah, cuz AI art's already here and better than me' and honestly, seeing the twinkle of hope in a child's eye dashed by the unstoppable march of technology was not on my 2025 bingo card.

movie called gender wars where its men v women. the women are winning cuz whenever they have sex they only make more women whereas the men only make men half the time cuz chromosomes and the main character's trans and

holy moly, got a new laptop with an actual gpu and this baby can run fallout 4 like no other

not trynna brag or anything, but i can solve 2 layers of a rubiks cube and make a lil cross on the top.

honestly, the commentary side of youtube has literally just turned into old school celebrity gossip mags and I am 100% not here for it.

man i hate stardew valley, but I do love fishing in it.

people always be saying 'practice patience' to me. like bruh, I'm tired of practising, when do I get to actually do it??

Avert your eyes Bloomfies I need to speak my truth

strawberry trifle it expires today tho my tummy hurty

i remember you was conflicted

roll on deoderant is kinda like a big ballpoint pen that writes in smells, yfm?

wondering about what global disasters would constitute another special from bo burnham. pandemics off the table, but im thinking maybe nuclear holocaust is coming back in fashion

Looked in my mailbox expecting a letter from my family or smthn. 2 envelopes. First one is asking me to pay my telly license. Second one is angrily asking me to pay my telly license. I don't own a telly.

how this spider deals with this annoying ahh fly directly correlates to how much rent he paying this month

chainsaw man so goated, its unreal :))))

today was a very 'eat half a tub of ice cream for breakfast, have the rest for dinner' kinda day.

yup. ngl, kinda expected. if he won once, even after so many allegations and anti-human policies, it stands to reason that there's just a quiet majority of older, white people who just say nothing and vote to keep things the same. sorry yall, wishing the best for you.

Read fire punch mid way through reading Chainsaw Man to get more of a feel for Fujimoto's kinda style, you know? Anyway, I hope the manga is finished by literally anyone besides Fujimoto.

if Undertale's threequel is named unrelated, realtuned or alternude, then I'm expecting 2.5 decillion kromer in royalties from sans undertale himself. not toby tho, dogs can't comprehend copyright law i'm guessing

are bird calls all just different genres of love songs to other birds? like the pigeons hitting some generic justin biebird type notes and the robins on their Beakles grind and the cockatoos doing some indie squawk?

Hit The Target's attackin', give him a smackin', the mighty Kraken 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

was there actually like a time in human history where if you asked the average person if they were happy, they'd say "yes"?

so was everyone locking themselves in the bathroom stalls for all of lunchtime and memorising the lyrics to every JoJo op from part 1 to 5 using a printed powerpoint slide or was that just me?

this is like the gorbino's quest of social media!

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate CARRION Hollow Knight Legend of Zelda (BOTW peak) Elden Ring Elder Scrolls V Pokémon Emerald Yakuza 0

having immigrant parents is fun because me n mum just be talking about her childhood and she'll casually drop some premium racism lore that i ain't even know existed.

applied for a professional court jester position, rejected cuz i was overqualified

soft pear>hard apple>hard pear>soft apple

did the mbti test, cuz one of my mates said they were the same type as Walter White. i got INFP, and i've never felt more like a side character in my life.

i wish all people who have Ponyo as their favourite studio ghibli movie a very epic day B)

when you serve em a yappuccino but in the end, they just wanna mock ya.

advice the government doesn't want u to know: don't boil vegetables, ever. Fry them, steam them, bake them, salad-ize them, use them as compost. Do literally anything else with them. The dark ages ended like at least 20 years ago, come on lil bro

also, list of things i like because i'm part of the bluesky hivemind: -ULTRAKILL -Chainsaw Man (debatable as of chapter 181) -Long walks on the promenade -Smash Bros (Isabelle mains hmu) -Computer stuff -Stampy -The Christmas flavour incense sticks I bought in October -u aha jkjk unless hmu if ur ba

at the party, last in, first out. call it a stack mindset.

real men don't use 'lip balm', we just kiss the most moisturised one of us on the lips.