The Cooligans

The Cooligans

@soccercooligans.com

πŸ”—: https://linktr.ee/cooligans Stand-up comedians Talking Footy

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Can’t believe they gave the Ballon D’Or to Harry Kane. All he did this year was play ST, LW, RW, CAM, CM, CDM, CB, LB, RB, and GK for Bayern Munich and England. πŸ†

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Let’s run it back. 🀝

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Thrilled to announce we'll be the emcees for the 2nd Annual Cost of Living Classic put together by @mayor.nyc.gov Zohran Mamdani on Sunday Oct 25th at Maimonides Park in Coney Island! ⚽🎀 πŸ—½ It's free to attend! Bring the family! 🎟️ Register Here: www.nyc.gov/content/orga...

Aidan Morris scores for Middlesbrough one day after posting this. Obviously this means we need a weekly dancing vid to keep the streak alive. πŸ•Ί #USMNT

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If you tell a girl they have the wrong body type for a sport, I will drive to your house and kick you in the gonads.

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Mia Hamm talks Dove Self-Esteem Project. Research shows that 45% of girls drop out of sports due to low body confidence. Of the girls who drop out, 48% drop out because they are told they have the wrong body type. 😧 APPLE: tiny.cc/mrac101 SPOTIFY: tiny.cc/krac101 YOUTUBE: youtu.be/5zjkzVIgvOs

The Canadian Premier League is testing out the new "Arsene Wenger Daylight Offside Rule." Here is the new rule in action after VAR reviews a goal denied for offside. After seeing it implemented, would you like to see this be the new version of the offside rule globally? πŸ€” πŸ“Ί: @onesoccer.bsky.social

You know every flag because of FIFA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή If you are a comedian who knows about football, there is no such thing as small talk anywhere in the world. Comedian Ryan Conner joins the pod! IG: @ryanconnercomedy Tiktok: @theryanconner

The Premier League Fan Fest returns this weekend! ⚽️ We're excited to announce we'll be back as the MCs in Denver! πŸ”οΈ Say hello if you see us! πŸ‘‹ Here's a clip from our first appearance on NBC alongside Rebecca Lowe, Tim Howard, and The 2 Robbies! ❀️

Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social

oh baby we are having a good day today "Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo has issued an ultimatum, saying he will not return to the national team while Jorge Jesus is the coach, sources have told ESPN." www.espn.com/soccer/story...

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I’ve been watching soccer for a long time and have never seen a goal like this scored.

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disasterclass from Mexico, Malik Tillman capitalizes #USMNT

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Really tough loss for Dominican Republic against Haiti, but at least I got to experience watching the game in a packed bar with a line out the door in Brooklyn with Dominicans and Haitian footy fans. Truly amazing, and only highlights how much CONCACAF is growing in the Caribbean. πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή

Loving the badge, but whatever names they left on the cutting room floor must have been DISASTROUS to simply go with "City." πŸ˜…

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We’re so ATL 🫰 Today, the NWSL’s 17th club unveiled it’s name and crest: Atlanta City FC. Sound off for ATL, coming in 2028!