Sock Cop

Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!) open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...

I'm going to be doing a live show in downtown Mobile on October 11 if any of y'all wanna come heckle me

In 1984, Prince was on tour in North Carolina and suddenly decided he HAD TO HAVE a toy poodle. So he had his tour bus stop at a mall and went to the pet store and got one. Pretty cool.

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

I have officiated 3 weddings! All 3 couples are still together too, probably because of my moving and heartfelt speeches about love and stuff

When I was in college, I visited my friend at the University of Georgia and he was listening to their student radio station and I wondered if my school had a station and we didn't so I started one and it's still going to this day and that's probably my greatest accomplishment besides my kid. The end

Would be cool get this photo of the artist formerly known as “Prince” at the 2004 induction of George Harrison of “The Beatles” shredding the guitar solo to “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” reskeeted 49 times, both of the artist’s favorite numbers multiplied according to google ai.

Testing out the blogging gimmick on @leaflet.pub!

twitch.tv/krakennotstirred @sockcop.rocks

It's a-storming outside and the power keeps going out for around 14 seconds then coming back on. Feels like suddenly time traveling to the 1800s, looking around for a second then BOOM back to the present.

#DontBeSpeedin @sockcop.rocks

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Now that I know they exist, the tenrec is dangerously close to replacing the platypus as my favorite animal. I wonder is @sockcop.rocks ever had it as the Animal of the Day on his Twitch Gimmicks?

Mario? The plumber?!

VHS stands for very happy sock

There is a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except wrestling referees have to count to 4

When I get to heaven one of the first things I'm gonna do is give a thankful smooch to whoever invented soy sauce

I have a $25 Xbox gift card, what game should I get?

Is love a finite resource?

At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want. They didn't specify.

MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!

I wrote you a haiku

Is the #VHS rewound or not rewound?! Let's find out!

I'm on the Skylight gimmick, cause why not skylight.social/profile/did:...

Lets make some tiny spin art!

let’s talk about MANIAC COP with @sockcop.rocks join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath twitch.tv/benmonstertv

Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday. n.pr/4jTOoMu

Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music

Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!

Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!

Final Fantasy VII (1997)

At the Pearly Gates: "I'm sorry, we can't let you in. You stated on multiple occasions that Limp Bizkit made better music than Beethoven" "Well, you're wrong and I don't want to party with you anyways, nerds."

My name is Sock Cop and I care what you think

Suggested additional verse to @sockcop.rocks Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones: Does it sting Or does it bite? If provoked Do you think It might?

Too righteous for words to describe... @sockcop.rocks music.apple.com/us/album/soc...

Howdy!

I thought 6 was afraid of 7

GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID! Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you! We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!! www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...

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It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it

It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.

Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome

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How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!

TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪